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BATTLE OF THE LATEX LADIES

TRACEE ELLIS ROSS AND KATY PERRY COMPETE IN SIZZLING DRESS COMPETITION


By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy



Actress Tracee Ellis Ross (49) sparked a feud with pop star Katy Perry (37) when she announced to fans and the press that in her latex dress (see pictures below) she is confident to 'totally outshine latex babe Katy Perry '
She told CelebToday she is sure to have the better figure and the greater sex appeal. 
'They even call her (Katy Perry) the "queen of boobs" but even my breasts are bigger than hers, and every man would leave her standing in the rain if he's got a chance to go out with me,' Tracee said in an interview.

Katy has laughed at Tracee's claims. 'I'm the younger, prettier woman, and next to me Tracee looks just like the sad old hag which she is. She and I have agreed to enter a beauty competition wearing our skintight latex dresses, and then we'll physically fight!'

The two ladies will go for a boob fight, each trying to pancake her rival's bust with her own pair of girls, after which they'll battle against eachother in an arm wrestling match, and a wrestling match in the ring.




TRACEE: 49 years, 5'7", 66 kg, 34D

KATY: 37 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D





BELOW: Tracee in the latex dress she's going to fight in







BELOW: Katy wears her latex dress for her fight with Tracee








Tracee, below: 'Anybody can see I've got bigger boobs than she has, and my girls are going to mash Katy's titties to a pulp!'





Katy, below: 'My boobs are definitely firmer, and considerably superior to hers. Say goodbye to your ugly old udders, Tracee - my girls will flatten them until they look like pancakes, no matter what size they are!'