[Glamour Fights]

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Honor Blackman	Martha Hyer
29 years old	32 years old
5'6" 124 lbs BMI: 20.1	5'6"125 lbs BMI: 20.2
37C-23-35	36½C-23-35
12th 30pts 15-15-0	17th 27pts 13-16-1

Looks like a saloon fight shaping up. Both Honor and Martha seem to be saying they have the bigger gun. Martha is the saloon entertainer and Honor an actress in a road company. They get into an argument about who is the better actress/entertainer and there is only one way to settle it. Honor is trying to stay in 12th place ahead of Joi Lansing, Gina Lollobrigida, and Rhonda Fleming. Martha would like to move ahead of Angie Dickinson into the top half of the rankings and also stay above Mitzi Gaynor and Jane Fonda.
GF: Honor, you loose dress would seem to be an advantage over Martha’s cumbersome gown. But those shoes are something else. Martha is probably wearing heels and they don’t look like they offer much protection. Are you worried about that?
Honor Blackman: Naturally I am as anything is possible. But She isn’t agile enough to spike me. Besides, she will be bouncing on her ass as I toss her over and over again. She tumble on her back and ass so much that gown will fall off her legs and leave them fully exposed for me to torture her with a step over leg lock.
GF: Martha, you could get back some honor by beating Honor and moving into 16th place. But wasn’t your gown a poor choice for this fight?
Martha Hyer: Not really, I am used to fighting in gowns like this. It isn’t tight in the legs and Honor won’t be able to see a stomp or a kick coming. I love her belt. Now that is stupid as I can use it to choke her, which I probably will. Oh, and I love a good saloon brawl what with tumbling over hairs and tables and throwing bottles at each other.

Mitzi Gaynor	Joi Lansing
25 years old	27 years old
5'6" 125 lbs BMI: 20.2	5'’5” 118lbs BMI: 19.0
36C-21½-36½	38½D-23½-35
18th 27pts 13-16-1	13th 30pts 15-15-0

This fight occurs in the private room of some hotel. It is a redhead vs blonde fight  Both women seem to be sticking their derriere out tempting the other to kick it. Mitzi is known for her strong legs but Joi seems to be showing quite good leg muscle definition herself. Mitzi could move as high as 15th to salvage some of her reputation as a fighter but she could also fall below Jane Fonda and Martha who she is currently tied with. Joi could move ahead of Honor Blackman  into 12th place which would be a nice feather in her cap. On the other hand she could drop all the way below Angie Dickinson into 16th place.
GF: Mitzi, I think most people would agree you are stronger than Joi, especially in the legs although her legs don’t look as weak as some think. But people also believe she is the more accomplished catfighter. Can the athlete overcome the catfighter here?
Mitzi Gaynor: When the stronger, more athletic woman out fights her, of course. I will boot her ass all over the room. On that you can bet.
GF: You heard what I said to Mitzi. How do you react?
Joi Lansing: he will be surprised to find out how hard I can kick. Also I a more flexible than her so I don’t concede the better athlete to her. I love that bow she is wearing on her rump. It makes such a nice target.  But don’t’ worry, it won’t take long for me to get ahold of her hair and knee her between the legs. That should take care of her.

Gina Lollobrigida	Ava Gardner
29 years old	34 years old
5'5" 127 lbs BMI: 21.2	5'5½" 128 lbs BMI: 21.0
36C-22-36	36C-23½-37
14th 29pts 14-15-1	26th 17pts 8-21-1

Two gorgeous brunettes go at it during an elegant ball. The fiery Gina dressed in white and the stately Ava dressed in black. I’ll bet the gowns don’t stay whole long. Gina is in the group of Honor, Joi, Rhonda, and Angie fighting for position. Ava can’t move ahead of Esther Williams because the point difference is too great. But she could fall below Diana Rigg. Gina and Ava are well matched in size so it could be an even fight.
GF: Gina, you have won fights against bigger women because of your fiery temper and willingness to use your claws. Ava has some sharp claws also and can have a temper. Who will be more vicious, you or her?
Gina Lollobrigida: I will be more clever. I will be more aggressive. I will scratch harder, puller hair harder, bite harder and do whatever I have to so I win. Does that answer your question?
GF: Ava, do you think you can match Gina’s intensity and nastiness?
Ava Gardner: I will be more clever. I will be more aggressive. Oh yes, and I am stronger than her. If we tie up in hairpulling, arm twisting, you name it – I will come out on top.

Barbara Eden	Brigitte Bardot
22 years old	22 years old
5''3¾” 117 lbs BMI: 20.3	5'7" 120 lbs BMI:  18.8
36C-24-36	35½B-19-36
23rd 22pts 11-19-0	21st 22pts 11-19-0

Poolside fight seem to be in vogue and this is one between two gorgeous blondes. Brigitte is a lot taller than Barbara. That cold be an advantage if they get into a punching or slapping contest. But it could be a disadvantage if they roll around on the ground. They have identical won/loss records so whoever wins would move ahead of the other. Brigitte would remain ahead if they draw so Barbara has to win to win the fight over position. Brigitte could move ahead of Diana Dors depending on who wins but Barbara is too far back point wise to overtake Diana. Jane Russell’s relative position and even Yvonne Craig’s also depends on the results.
GF: Barbara, you are much shorter than Brigitte but I think most people would agree that there isn’t much difference between you two in strength. Any insights as to why you think you will prevail?
Barbara Eden: I believe in magic. Seriously, I am a better fighter. I will move in quickly and take her down. I will be able to straddle her and slap her face until she bawls. She is not fighter and I am not as sweet as people think. legs will crush her weak, tiny waist.
GF: Brigitte, whoever wins will end up ahead of the other. Is that going to be you?
Brigitte Bardot: I am going to tear her hair out so I not only will beat her but will end up ahead of that English cow, Diana Dors, went she loses. I don’t hate Barbara that much but I hate that cow and will use that to make me angry enough and nasty enough to tear little Barbara to shreds.

Diana Dors	Joan Collins
25 years old	23 years old
5'7" 133 lbs BMI: 20.9	5'6" 125 lbs BMI: 20.2
36½D-24-35	38C-23½-37
20th 24pts 12-18-0	31st 6pts 3-27-0

A classic blonde vs brunette catfight. Diana has gone over to Joan’s flat to settle a score about a some nasty things Joan has been saying against her. She figures to fight in and around Joan’s pool but finds Joan in her corset. The fight starts immediately as Joan grabs Diana by the hair and flings her into the room. . Diana could move ahead of Jane Fonda and could also fall below Jane Russell. Joan is safely out of last place and could move ahead of Jeanne Crain. But ripping a blonde’s hair out is probably more motivation for Joan than her ranking.
GF: Diana, I don’t think it is a secret that you have to be favored in this fight, at least given your record. Do you think this will be a walk in the park for you?
Diana Dors: No, because Joan is one sneaky, cheating bitch. I can cheat also. I am worried she has set up some kind of trap as she has finagled having the fight in her den. I will be ready and will rip all her hair out anyway. 
GF: Joan, you have a reputation of having a big mouth but not being able to back it up. Dianna is bigger than you and stronger, I think. What makes you think you can win? Oh, and why the corset?
Joan Collins: She is a stupid blonde. A battle of words takes more talent and brains and she is a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, if you know what I mean. Nothing clever about using your brawn to tear your opponent apart. I have evened up the fight. Just wait until that blonde hussy tries to squeeze her legs on my corset. And that’s all I’m going to say.

Esther Williams	Jeanne Crain
35 years old	31 years old
5'8" 133 lbs BMI: 20.3	5'4" 118 lbs BMI: 20.3
38C-27-34	36½B-24-36
25th 19pts 9-20-1	30th 7pts 3-26-1

We return back to the seaside for this fight in one-piece swimsuits. This would seem to favor the Olympic swimmer, Esther but Jeanne seems quite confident of her abilities both in and out of the water. Esther could move ahead of Yvonne Craig which would give her some satisfaction since she just lost to Yvonne. Jeanne could fall below Joan Collins but cannot overtake Rita Hayworth due to too great a point difference.
GF: Esther, I suppose your strategy will be to maneuver Jeanne into the water where you have to have an overwhelming advantage. Am I right?
Esther Williams: That would make it easier for me. But that is just a last resort. I would prefer to punish her on the shore to prove convincingly that I am better than her.
GF: Jeanne, you have used your legs quite effectively to get a win over strong legged Yvonne Craig and to pulverize Elizabeth Taylor. Do you think your legs match up against the Olympic swimmer.
Jeanne Crain: First I would like to thank realisticman again for given me confidence in my legs. I love him to pieces. As for Esther, her legs are overrated. Look, I beat Yvonne and Yvonne beat her. That should tell you something. She will be surrendering long before we get close to the water if that is her intentions.

Elizabeth Taylor	Yvonne Craig
24 years old	19 years old
5'3" 120 lbs BMI: 21.3	5''4” 120 lbs BMI: 20.6
36D-23-37	37C-23-35
24th 21pts 10-19-1	32nd 2pts 1-29-0

Yep! Another poolside fight. Elizabeth is in last place and will remain there even if she wins. So she must be fighting only for pride. Yvonne could move into 22nd place since either Barbara Eden or Brigitte Bardot will win. Yvonne could also drop below Esther, a bit of a downer since she beat Esther.
GF: Elizabeth, to be blunt you are dead last and will remain there. What makes you think you have any chance whatsoever of beating Yvonne.
Elizabeth Taylor: Don’t ever underestimate the desire of a woman to beat another. That is all the motivation I need. And I will beat her. I am near the edge of the pool and will take her into it. She won’t be able to kick or hit hard in the water. I will be able to dunk her and hold her under until she give up or drowns. I don’t care which.
GF: Yvonne, is it hard to get up for as weak an opponent as Elizabeth is? You could improve your ranking but not all that significantly. Is there a fear you will underestimate Elizabeth?
Yvonne Craig: No fear of underestimating her. It is the last fight and I wouldn’t be worth my salt if I underestimated her and lost to her. I heard what she said about not being able to kick or punch hard in the water. She forgets I can still squeeze just as hard. The only question is do I squeeze her boobs, pudgy stomach, or ugly face? Hm, maybe that indecision could give her a chance, NOT!

Lisa Gaye	Diana Rigg
21 years old	18 years old
5’5” 125 lbs BMI: 20.8	5'8½" 130 lbs BMI: 19.5
36C-24-36	34B-25-36½
28th 10pts 5-25-0	27th 16pts 8-22-0

Tis looks like another poolside or seaside fight but it isn’t. Lisa is shooting on a set with on ocean backdrop. Diana is shooting on a nearby set. Diana wanders over to Lisa’s set in her leather outfit knowing that this will give her an edge in a fight.  A slap across the face challenges Lisa to a fight. Lisa doesn’t look intimidated at all. This is a fight mainly for female pride. Lisa could move below Rita Hayworth and Diana could move ahead of Ava. Small changes but maybe important to the fighters. 
GF: Lisa, do you think it is a bit of cheating or lacking in class for Diana to come over in leathers? Also I see you sister is present.. Will that help you?
Lisa Gaye: Diana claims to be a Lady but has no class whatsoever. She is a cheap whore which is why she is so believable as John Steed’s slut. Too bad she only pretends to fight on The Avengers. I am going to kick her ass. My sister is my secret weapon as she can by my eyes to see how to trap her in a hold or to watch out for her dirty tricks. 
GF: Diana, your leathers seem to give you quite a bit of protection. Is that over the top? Also do you think Lisa getting advice from her sister is unfair?.
Diana Rigg: I am wearing the leathers for the guys. How many of you guys out there like seeing a woman decked out in black leathers. It isn’t cheating as Lisa could do it also if she had any brains. As far as having her sister advise her I am not concerned. I could take them both on at once physically and still win. I would clunk their hard heads together and toss them both around at will.

[Glamour Fights]

Oops, wrong set..

[djcrash]

Best fight of this whole group both Ava and Gina get bloody, what a scrap. Ava the final winner.

[Vassago]

Once again a word of praise for Glamour Fights and his tremendous work on these polls!!! 

My thoughts on the last set of this competition!

Honor Blackman vs Martha Hyer
Martha manages to do what Jane Russell wasn't able to, that is to drag her opponent on the ground where she can easily outmuscle her. Honor would be better off fighting in a standing position, once she goes down, there's no hope for her but she can salvage some honor by forcing Martha to display all her skills which eventually prove enough to get the victory via school girl pin.

Mitzi Gaynor vs Joi Lansing
Joi can cause a lot of pain for even some bigger woman by pulling their hair, so the fact she decides to go into a kicking brawl with a pro dancer is a bold move. Perhaps she believes her record is good enough to intimidate Mitzi, but turns out awry instead. Mitzi has much more strenght in her legs and she kicks Joi onto the ground where she can apply a crunching headlock mixed with some vicious hairpulling which is particulary humiliating for Joi as the expert hairpuller of the competition. In the end Joi quits in fear of losing too much hair and Mitzi is fair enough to leave Joi less bald spots then she could have.

Gina Lollobrigida vs Ava Gardner
After some unexpected losses early on, Gina takes out her anger against Ava who is unable to withstand all the scratching and punching the Italian has to offer. This turns into a one-sided beatdown with Gina going all the way until Ava crumbles down in tears.

Barbara Eden vs Brigitte Bardot
A good pick for the closest fight of the lot. Both women literally tear into each other and the action is fast and furious. Both also posses a brave heart and a high fighting spirit which enable them to trouble some stronger and more skilled opponents before. In the end the Frenchwoman's leg power proves superior and gives her the ultimate edge over Barbara who just can't escape Brigitte's bodyscissors which nearly break her ribs. Barbara screams out her submission after a long fight and Brigitte shows her no mercy and throws the aching rival into the pool while she can take a glass of wine to celebrate her success.

Diana Dors vs Joan Collins
Barbosa's bold call surprised me a lot. Personally I don't think Joan has any chance against Diana who wrecks the English brunette leaps and bounds in a fight that could be a top candidate for the biggest beatdown of the entire round. Joan might wanna count her teeth after this one, cause Diana will punch her so many times, it surely must do some significant damage other then just a split lip.

Esther Williams vs Jeannie Crain
Jeannie has escaped the punchbag award in the recent fights and gives Esther a good work out but the swimming background proves enough for Esther to claw Jeannie's waist in half and gain a good victory over the redhead actress. Jeannie gives too much away on weight and height alone and she's not that younger then Esther to make speed and agility her advantage either.

Elizabeth Taylor vs Yvonne Craig
The foul mouth competition counts for nothing in this field and Elizabeth receives the short end of the stick once again. She's able to throw Yvonne into the pool, but that's it as far as her offensive moves go. Yvonne easily rips Elizabeth's hair out in a fashion Joi Lansing woud be proud of and there's little mercy after that as Yvonne dunks the whimpering Liz underwater where she holds her long enough to make the English brunette quit with a mouth full of water.

Lisa Gaye vs Diana Rigg
Another good pick for the biggest beatdown of the entire round. Diana's judo and karate skills prove way too much for Lisa's liking and the fight itself lasts no more then 60 secs. before Diana knocks Lisa out.

[krispin]

Realisticman: thanks for your great report!

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My picks this go round.  (Icon shows I'm sad the tournament is over)

Honor Blackman beaten by Martha Hyer
West beats East (other side of the Pond) as Martha outguns Honor.

Mitzi Gaynor beats Joi Lansing
Mitzi dances on Joi’s head and pussy after booting her clear across the room.

Gina Lollobrigida beats Ava Gardner
Gina simply out claws Ava with her razor sharp talons.

Barbara Eden beats Brigitte Bardot
Sweet Barbara turns nasty for this one as Brigitte is a perfect victim.

Diana Dors beats Joan Collins
In a battle of bitches Diana is the far stronger bitch. Good thing there are no more fights left as Joan has no hair left on either end..

Esther Williams beats Jeanne Crain
Jeanne and realisticman think Jeanne’s legs are better than Esther’s. Are they even wrong and Jeanne suffers for it.

Elizabeth Taylor beaten by Yvonne Craig
A crushing defeat for Elizabeth only Yvonne uses her stronger arms instead of her legs in a slight twist.

Lisa Gaye beaten by Diana Rigg
Lisa tosses around by Diana. Finally flipped over the shrub and into the water when Diana holds her under.