The oldest sister of a childhood friend of mine was remarkably similar to Amber Bach. Thick, tits the size of my head (they were real too), and that kind of trailer park hot that can be dressed up really nice but also clearly has a wild side. She was a few years older than Amber is, but I would have loved seeing her and the porn star in any kind of real fight.
I would have paid any amount of money to see a real sexfight between Mickie James and Trish Stratus back around 2005 or so.