[Penduline]

Well the first couple of days of my account has been great, but there's one thing that I'm sooooooo interested in, that's forming a team for tag matches. Pm me if you're interested ladies.

[MellyStew]

Sure! Can’t wait to partner up with a mysterious blank profile!  I’m guessing all us gals are beating down your door to get in!

[roadie]

Good point, MellyStew,; that profile is a little scant on details. Let me help you out. Penduline is male; 80 years old; 5' 4" 180 pounds; bald  He loves the ladies; being naked and going to the  beach. I hope this helps.
Pete

[MellyStew]

Damnit Roadie, I almost spit out my wine laughing

[roadie]

Well, in that case, I am glad I didn't tell you about his electric trike or his speech impediment or his missing teeth or the moles or the giant grapefruit sized goiter on his neck or his cauliflower ear.    Pete

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Well the first couple of days of my account has been great, but there's one thing that I'm sooooooo interested in, that's forming a team for tag matches. Pm me if you're interested ladies.

All joking aside, but Roadie did have me laughing...

Create a profile.   At least list your interests, post some pics of yourself.  You might get some takers

[roadie]

It is always nice when you can make lovely ladies like Melly and Carmen smile.  I am still working on his profile. I think I forgot about his eye patch; his broken nose and clubfoot.  There, I think it almost complete unless anybody else has additional details. 
Pete

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I think he lives in the Villages in Florida and looks for women with upside down pineapples in grocery carts at the local Publix

[roadie]

I am betting that Penduline doesn't even thank us for all our help with his profile. Some people really don't appreciate us. 
Pete