LOTHARS REVIEW: Lothar believes a large percentage of CATFIGHT fans share the same fantasy, two feral cats fighting like girls over the affection of a man. What is it? Is is primal? Meaning, when our species began to populate the world many moons ago, did women fight and compete in front of men to prove who is the strongest and worthy of his seed? And thusly, ensuring the continued evolution of man? Lothar often ponders this wonderous question, and believes his fantasies were passed down through generations of DNA.. Lothar is off track now, too much caffeine, and will save the psychology of this fetish for a discussion later.
THE FIGHT! The honey has been drawn from the hive... read in to that as you will my friends. This is a battle for TOP DOG at FD, literally. Vera has carried the handle PITBULL for many years, and rightfully so. She is a terror to her opponents, and is willing to FIGHT DIRTY if it is necessary to WIN! In walks Saskia, coming off several recent BR*TAL catfights brimming with confidence. Saskia looks to dethrone Vera of her moniker, one that Vera has EARNED and she will not give this up without a FIGHT. Lets also top things off and throw in a desire to win over Lothar's affection, a MICHELIN WORTHY recipe for an outstanding CATFIGHT is now in place.
TACTICS: HARD HAIRPULLING, evidence stuck to one fighter that is on display post fight, and the hair does not match her own hair color if you follow. Clothes ripping? Yes indeed, this is a girly girl fight and this strategy is required, sexy panties are literally ripped from each fighters nether regions.. Pussy pulling, pinching and slapping? FD and Lothar have achieved the VULCAN MIND MELD, AND WE ARE BOTH TRAVELING AT WARP SPEED. Constant and MEAN trash talk, is there face sitting Lothar? Ahhhh YES, so much so that each fighters face is marked with her opponents scent.. Oh, the summer smells of blooming flowers as each fighter continues to administer this punishment. Tangled bodies, locked in combat as only these two can produce, Lothar is dumbstruck.
FINAL TAKE: Lothar's boner scale gives this fight 5 stiff ones! Oh, the confusion, Lothar cannot decide who he admires the most, he is in management and cannot make a decision ;-) Perhaps one more brawl will be needed between these two warriors! BRAVO Vera and Saskia, Lothar admires you courage, beauty and WILL TO WIN!!
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