[Vassago]

CINDY MARGOLIS (Age: 24; 5'7.5" / 8th 7-2) vs DONNA DIXON (Age: 32; 5'9" / 4th 9-0)
After knocking out Kathy Ireland in the previous round for the ultimate model supremacy, Cindy Margolis is full of confidence she can do the same with the still undefeated Donna Dixon - That's right, folks. She might look like a tough cookie, but in reality she's just a weak bimbo. I don't understand why nobody smashed her into pieces just yet, but I'm gonna set her record straight! However Donna Dixon demolished the very dangerous opponent in Meg Ryan and laughs off Cindy's remarks - Some people were saying that Meg Ryan will be a real test for me and guess what, I kicked her butt easily. Cindy with suffer the same fate when I'll knock her down on that fat ass of hers!


ALISON ARMITAGE (Age: 24; 5'6" / 26th 1-8) vs CATHERINE OXENBERG (Age: 28; 5'5.5" / 10th 6-3)
There's little Alison Armitage could do with her poor record and getting trashed by Sharon Stone didn't help her cause either. Now she faces an angry woman with Catherine Oxenberg who saw her six win streak get broken by Katherine Kelly Lang. - I'm pretty sure she's starting a new streak now, that's a losing streak of course and I'll make sure she feels it with my every single punch in her ugly face! - Alison is confident of doing great against Catherine who thinks otherwise though - I nearly had seven wins on the spin, that was a lucky break for this Lang bitch. I see this redhead slut has barely won a fight here, so I'm stunned at this bashing coming out of her mouth. I'll shove those words down her throat until she chokes her submission!


EMMA SAMMS (Age: 29; 5'4" / 27th 1-8) vs LYDIA CORNELL (Age: 36; 5'6" / 7th 8-1)
Both these women bring a very differing memory from the previous round. Emma got edged out by Hunter Tylo in a fight she thinks she'd have won while Lydia scored a good win over the well-skilled Audrey Landers. This probably favours the blonde more and even the readhead confirms it - Well, Lydia has had some great fights, but she hasn't beaten me just yet, so you never know, I might pull off a surprise here! But Lydia is meaning bussiness and considers Emma a cannon fodder on her way to the top of the standings after winning eight straight fights. - I see Emma doesn't believe she can harm me, I cannot disappoint her and also many of my devoted fans. This will be a quick contest with me in full control from start to finish!


KATHLEEN TURNER (Age: 35; 5'8" / 3rd 9-0) vs REBECCA DE MORNAY (Age: 30; 5'5.5" / 18th 4-5)
The only woman who defeated Lydia Cornell is Kathleen Turner who after a rage of impressive beatdowns now threatens to mix it with Sharon Stone and Heather Thomas for the overall title. - You bet I'm taking over the top spot after this round! I hope Rebecca has called the paramedics already, cause she'll need a serious help after I'm done with her! But Rebecca de Mornay has scored a good win over Demi Moore lately and doesn't think Kathleen has the right to abuse her before the fight - That's quite a trash talk for such an old, fat pig. My claws are ready to rip her apart and her first defeat is coming right now!


NANCY VALEN (Age: 24; 5'7" / 30th 0-9) vs TANYA ROBERTS (Age: 34; 5'8" / 20th 3-6)
Confidence is one word missing from Nancy Valen's vocabulary but despite yet another defeat, she still thinks Tanya Roberts is well within her reach - Well, she's not that bigger then me and most certainly not as fast as some other women I've lost to, but she's much older and I don't think she'll be able to wrestle me more then five minutes before she gets tired and becomes an easy target. The longer the fight goes, the better are my chances so I'm hoping to make her submit and finally get that win. But Tanya comes off a good win over Samantha Fox and has gained a lot of confidence - That skinny bitch thinks she can fight me for more then five minutes? That's bullshit! Three minutes of me kicking the shit out of her will be the best example who's the better woman here and there is only going to be one winner!


HEATHER THOMAS (Age: 32; 5'5.5" / 1st 9-0) vs HEATHER LOCKLEAR Age: 28; 5'5" / 12th 6-3)
One of the most anticipated fight of this round promises to deliver a great deal of action. They're both blonde, angry and looking to become the best Heather of the competition. Overall leader Heather Thomas is more then confident of getting better of her namesake - This Locklear bitch is a fucking wannabe of mine! Everyone knows that TJ Hooker was such a ridiculous series it should have been cancelled just because of her ugly face showing up there. I'll make sure her ugly face becomes a bloody mess after I practice my boxing techniques on her! But Heather Locklear looks to deliver the ultimate upset of this round and give the Fall Guy star her first loss - I guess there's very little doubt that I'm the ultimate blonde Heather of the 80s, this Thomas bitch won't be smiling like that when I'll rip her fucking hair out! Her unbeaten record is coming to a messy end, just wait and see!


KATHERINE KELLY LANG (Age: 28; 5'7" / 19th 4-5) vs MITZI KAPTURE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 22nd 3-6)
With four victories in a row, Katherine Kelly Lang looks strong to maintain her winning record against the more petite Mitzi Kapture - I guess nobody thinks of me as a weak blonde anymore! I've got bad news for Mitzi, I'm gonna pound her guts out in a brutal fight! She mght consider herself as a battered pulp already! However Mitzi still thinks she doesn't get enough credit in the competition and targets the in-form blonde as the perfect victim to boost her overall ranking - This stupid cxnt might think she's very tough, but I'm tougher! She's got a couple of lucky wins, but now it's my time to show her some brutal treatment. If there's anyone going to end up as a battered pulp, it's going to be her, not me!


KIM DELANEY (Age: 31; 5'7" / 32nd 0-9) vs MEG RYAN (Age: 28; 5'8" / 14th 5-3-1)
Both Kim Delaney and Meg Ryan virtually match each other in size, but their record couldn't be more different. Meg has developed a really malicious approach which paid her a lot of dividends despite the trashing she got from Donna Dixon in the previous round. On the other hand, Kim has dropped to the bottom of the rankings even below the lowly-touted Rosanna Arquette. - I don;t know what's worse, the fact I lost all the fights, or the fact that Rosanna Arquette isn't dead last anymore. I need to get my act together, but allthough Meg looks like a tough bitch, she's only posing. I don't think she's recovered from the previous fight just yet, so here's my chance of getting the win! But Meg herself isn't taking any upset into her account - I've got a plan here and that's to give Kim a bigger defeat then Donna Dixon gave me earlier! I'm going all out right from the start and hope to destroy this weak bitch as quickly as possible! Keep your fingers crossed, folks!

[byline]

Cindy Margolis beats Donna Dixon.
Big boned Donna Doona had an easy fight with slender Meg Ryan while Cindy Margolis had a tough fight with a bigger Kathy Ireland. Cindy beat Kathy by being quicker than her. Donna is more powerful than Cindy but is slower than Kathy. Cindy has the longer hair for pulling but Donna has the thicker fuller hair to grab on tug. A real hairpulling catfight ensues. Cindy’s quickness allows her to position herself better to pull Donna around plus she gets in more slaps to Donna’s face. Cindy trips up Donna and is on her before Donna can get out from under her. She holds her down to slap her face and pull her hair until Donna admits defeat.

Alison Armitage beaten by Catherine Oxenberg
Catherine Oxenberg ran into the stronger Katherine Land last time but she won’t have that problem with Alison Armitage. Catherine is a much better and nastier catfighter than Alison. She has fun this fight by dragging Alison around by her red hair and leaves much of the red hair on the floor. Alison claimed that Catherine had an unfair advantage by wearing leathers so she her punches didn’t hurt Catherine. Catherine says “sore loser!”

Emma Samms beaten by Lydia Cornell
Emma Samms is looking angelic sitting on her cloud but we all now that is far from the truth. A devil’s outfit would be more appropriate. She has a handful of fluff to smash Lydia Cornell in the face. Lydia is looking rather angelic herself in white. She sure wasn’t angelic last time in beating Audrey who was coached by her sister and according to someone also her costar Debra who double crossed Lydia. With no one to coach her except for perhaps Debra Lydia will have an easy time with Emma. It will only take her a few minutes to strip Emma of her wings, her clothes and her piece of fluff. I don’t know if Lydia will shove it down her throat or shove it up a lower orifice but can’t wait to see which.

Kathleen Turner beats Rebecca de Mornay.
Avis used to say when you are number 2 you try harder. Kathleen is number 3 so she must try harder squared. That is not good news for Rebecca who has zero chance against her to start with. Kathleen will be going for a new beatdown record. The only thing that will slow her up is the time it takes to remove her jacket and the jacket of Rebecca.

Nancy Valen beaten by Tanya Roberts
Tanya Roberts could well be the weakest of all the Sheena, Queen of the Jungle portrayers. Doesn’t matter as she went toe to toe with a trained boxy in Samantha Fox and beat her. Nancy Valen got creamed by the shorter Virginia Madsen who is nowhere near as tough as Tanya can be when she wants to. And she will want to this time. She will knock Nancy out with just a few punches.

Heather Thomas beats Heather Locklear.
Love this match up of two feisty blondes. The stunt woman fighting the police woman turned bitch. Thomas is not all that much bigger than Locklear so Locklear’s desire for dirty fighting could give Thomas trouble. Locklear is also faster than Thomas. Thomas is stronger, more athletic, and more agile. A long, vicious catfight takes place that is won by Thomas after she also suffers a lot of abuse. Tomas is strong enough to lift Locklear up on her shoulders and slam her to the ground. This knocks the wind and fight out of Locklear. Thomas easily pins her after that.

Katherine Kelly Lang beaten by Mitzi Kapture
I liked Katherine Kelly Lang to beat Catherine Oxenberg in the battle of the K(C)atherines last time and she did it. Mitzi Kapture was throttle by the title contender, Kim Basinger. No surprise there. Katherine was bigger than Catherine and could overpower the catfighter Catherine. It is a different story this time. Mitzi is a much more technical wrestler and fighter. Than means she knows the moves to take her opponent down and stay on her or apply a punishing joint lock. She is too fast for Katherine and will be able to apply her skills against her. The fight ends with Mitzi using both her silk stockings and Katherine’s silk stockings to bind her up and tie her to the chair. One stocking will serve as a gag to shut the complaining Katherine up.

Kim Delaney beaten by Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan is embarrassed after having her ass handed to her by Donna Dixon. Kim Delaney is embarrassed at being 0-9 although losing to monstrous Kathleen Turner is nothing to be ashamed of. My opinion is that Meg just has too much mettle to lose to brunette Kim. She will go after Kim’s hair with a viciousness that belies her sweet movie image. Kim’s head will be so sore she will be sleepless anywhere.

[Glamour Fights]

Cindy Margolis vs Donna Dixon: "Big boned Donna batters Cindy senseless. Cindy knocked out Kathy Ireland and thinks she can do the same to Donna. Donna is happy to trade punches with Cindy. The two punch out evenly for the first few minutes. Then Donna connects with a hard left to Cindy's belly and an uppercut to her chin with her right. Cindy is dazed and Donna continues to punch her until Cindy's eyes roll in her head and she goes down for the count. Afterward Donna said "Cindy got cocked knocking out that weak bimbo Kathy. She found out what a real woman can punch like."

Alison Armitage vs Catherine Oxenberg: I agree with byline in that this will be no boxing match but a knock-down-drag-out-hairpulling-catfight. Catherine establishes her catfighting dominance early and has fun dragging Alison around by the hair before she sits on her back for a pony ride. Alison's long red hear makes for great reins. Says Catherine "That wasn't a pony I was riding, it was an ass, aka mule, that I made of her."

Emma Samms vs Lydia Cornell: I love byline's idea of Lydia stuffing fluff down Emma's throat (she's is too nice to shove it in other orifices.) The symbology that Lydia is not a piece of blonde fluff is a point Lydia is making. Lydia isn't the same physical dominatrix that some of the other leaders are and so she often doesn't get a chance to really dominate her opponent. When she does she makes the most of it. Poor Emma is one of those victims and Lydia enjoys tearing the brunette to shreds in an easy victory. Says Lydia, "I love nothing better than ripping out the hair of some stupid brunette and slapping her silly."

Kathleen Turner vs Rebecca de Mornay: This looks like a business woman's fight in the board room. A heated argument over policy turns into a physical fight. Not much of a fight as Kathleen quickly overpowers Rebecca. They fight on the conference table where Kathleen strips Rebecca of her business suit. Then Kathleen gets off the table and bends Rebecca over it, ass sticking out. She gives her a good spanking to teach her to behave and follow the orders of her superior. Says Kathleen "Aren't there any women in this tournament other than these bimbos they send me. Rebecca is a real dumb blonde for sure."

Nancy Valen vs Tanya Roberts: A great brunette on brunette hairpulling, slapping, punching, kicking, scratching catfight. Tanya would like to punch Nancy out but Nancy grabs her hair and bodies up to prevent this. It is an even and long fight with Nancy finally ending up on top as they tire. She spreads out Tanya's legs wide and spread eagles her for the pin. Says Nancy, "This weakling played Sheena? Talk about mistype casting. My grandmother makes a better Sheena than she does."

Heather Tomas vs Heather Locklear: The battle of the Heathers  in the heather. Heather Locklear is a nasty catfighter and Heather Thomas can be must as nasty. She is twice as strong as Locklear (OK so that's a bit of an exaggeration). She picks Heather L up on her shoulders and spins her around and around. Then Heather T slams Heather L down on her back so hard Heather L bounces up several inches. Heather T is not through being nasty. She hair hauls Heather L up and delivers several blows to the belly and crotch. Then moves behind her and forces her right arm up behind her until the elbow gives a popping sound. Heather L cries out in pain and surrenders. Says Heather Tomas, "Locklear thinks she is a tough blonde but underneath all that bleaching she is really a weak brunette."

Katherine Kelly Lang vs Mitzi Kapture: I guess I have to go with Katherine since she is expecting m support. This will be one of the hardest fought and closest fights with Mitzi having a great chance for an upset. Their skirts ride up their thighs exposing fantastic legs for our enjoyment. Legs entangled they roll around on the floor hands locked in hair. Mitzi is quicker with superior skills and gets Katherine on hr stomach to jerk her head back by the hair. Katherine doesn't submit and manages to roll Mitzi off her. Some more rolling around until the heavier Katherine straddles Mitzi. She traps her in a schoolgirl pin with Mitzi's gorgeous face squeezed by Katherine's thighs - a sight we can just see as Katherine's skirt rides up high enough. Says Katherine, "WOW! That was a tough, intense catfight! Mitzi is a lot tougher than her record and I have a lot of respect for her. Happy to have one this one and a big kiss for Glamour Fights for his support."

Kim Delaney Meg Ryan: A great brunette vs blonde fight with women of almost equal size. I think Kim is slightly heavier and Meg is slightly taller. The contest is to see who can rip out the most hair. It is Meg as Kim cries "foul" claiming Meg cut her hair short for this fight. Says Meg, "Kim's a sore loser I could beat her with hair down to my ass crack. When are these women going to learn I am a tough bitch under this sweet exterior."

[Vassago]

Heather Thomas keeps her unbeaten record by the narrowest of margins to highlight this set of fights in Round 10!

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Cindy Margolis (36) vs Donna Dixon (47)
Only Glamour Fights predicted Donna's unbeaten record to stand but as it turned out, all the other pundits must have been fooled by Cindy's convincing win over Kathy Ireland in the previous round. Donna proved she's much tougher then Kathy and delivered much harder blows to Cindy's face and stomach which the blonde model just couldn't handle and got knocked out rather easily.

Alison Armitage (39) vs Catherine Oxenberg (45)
Another close defeat for Alison who gave it all against the allegedly well-skilled street fighter Catherine. Barbosa's fairytale domination failed to materialise as Catherine had other ideas and simply outfought the readhead in a wild slugfest where the actual skills were put aside and determination was the deciding factor in success. Both women locked into each other for a very competitive street brawl and despite Catherine coming away with a facesitting triumph over the completely exhausted Alison, she barely looked like a winner and didn't have any strenght to celebrate her success. This fight has taken a lot out of Catherine and might provide a chance for her next opponent, but only time will tell...

Emma Samms (21) vs Lydia Cornell (61)
This fight produced the biggest beatdown of the entire round with Lydia becoming the second woman after Kathleen Turner to score a 40+ votes victory. As barbosa called it, this was an old fashioned spanking more then anything else and Emma's creampuff image has taken a solid backing with this one-sided defeat. Her only win came over the equally hapless Nancy Valen and it doesn't look like she's going to cause serious trouble in the near future especially given the rough treatment she'd suffered from Lydia who now extends her winning streak to nine!

Kathleen Turner (51) vs Rebecca de Mornay (32)
Indeed the only woman who topped Lydia thus far is Kathleen Turner who in turn didn't have such an easy time against the malicious Rebecca de Mornay. A classic office brawl took place with Rebecca throwing everyting but the wooden desk at Kathleen before finally getting thumped down in a display of sheer fury. The image of Vi Warschawski as portrayed by Turner in one of her Hollywood flicks proved too much for the frequent Holywood villain. In the end the good girls always spank the bad ones, right? But given Kathleen's rough treatment of all her hitherto rivals, one may wonder who's the real bad girl in the office?

Nancy Valen (34) vs Tanya Roberts (50)
After languishing in the bottom part of the standings, Tanya Roberts is slowly but surely making her way up the order. This said, the pundits were split in their opinion with Glamour Fights and barbosa lacking faith in Tanya's Sheena image strenght. But Tanya send out a message of her own, punching Nancy very hard and softening her up quickly. Despite Nancy tryig to turn this one into a hairpulling brawl which she thought she'd be better at, Tanya showed that Sheena's skills also has this tactics in the record books. Then it turned out that Tanya is simply stronger then the brunette and once Nancy got pinned on the floor and rolled around on her stomach, she couldn't stop Tanya ripping chunks of her long, black hair and tapped out her submission while she still could feel her neck in one piece as realisticman profoundly predicted.

Heather Thomas (44) vs Heather Locklear (42)
The most intense and closest fight of this round occured in the battle of the Heathers with Thomas just managing to get better of her namesake Locklear in what almost all the experts had as the wildest brawl of the entire round. This scuffle certainly lived up to the expectations with the pundits being split on the final outcome once again. Eventually byline and Glamour Fights had the last laugh as Thomas forced the submission from aching Locklear after an extremely long and vicious fight with both women ending up stripped of their swimsuits and covered in each other's ripped chunks of blonde hair. Thomas' tactics of punching Locklear's groin eventually gave her the edge and took the will out of the Dynasty star, but this hard-fought victory could well take it's toll in the next round as Thomas' fitness recovery is questionable after her biggest test of the competition thus far. Despite keeping her perfect record alive, the Fall Guy blonde has dropped behind Sharon Stone and Kathleen Turner in the overall standings and for the first time is ranked lower then second place.

Katherine Kelly Lang (48) vs Mitzi Kapture (36)
Another woman alongside Tanya Roberts who's moving up the rankings is Katherine Kelly Lang who after suffering five losses in opening five fights, now has taken her fifth straight victory! The experts once again were split in their opinions (must be a record in this department from what I recall), but Katherine did everything she could in order to convince the doubters, that her five losses were only a false start and she's not a weak blonde by any means! Indeed she probably wants to lure Glamour Fights away from Lydia Cornell and get the proper attention before the next rounds instead! Mitzi put up a brave effort and was hanging on against the blonde for a long time, but Katherine's determination eventually prevailed and once she grabbed the brunette's head and smashed it against the chair, the fight was hers to lose. Indeed Mitzi couldn't get rid of the tremendous headache the chair slam has caused her and she crumbled under Katherine's body letting herself get pinned into defeat! Katherine was gracious in success over the fallen brunette - You all know it's Hunter Tylo I'm after more then anyone else and Mitzi will cause a lot of trouble in the rounds to come. But I'm happy with this win and want to thank Mr. Glamour Fights for his support! Do you want to join me in my massage session tonight?

Kim Delaney (35) vs Meg Ryan (47)
No kidding, another split decision by the pundits (the fourth one in eight fights!) and indeed Kim must have heard some of the cheering as she produced one of her most competitive performances thus far. However it still wasn't good enough to trouble Meg Ryan more then messing up the blonde's hair just beyond the image she'd already displayed coming into this fight. Barbosa and realisticman had Kim's first win on the cards, but Meg had other ideas and thumped the brunette with her mailbag before tripping her over and forcing a pinfall submission. Kim matched meg's stenght and didn't get completely outmuscled but eventually the persisent mauling from Meg took it's toll and wore out the brunette into a sheer exhaustion. This was a good comeback from Meg after the big loss to Donna Dixon in the previous round while Kim is still rooted to the bottom of the standings after 10 rounds