"So, I don't get it. What happened?"
"Gary, what is there not to get, I got beat up. Badly."
"How? You never lost a fight and I've known you forever."
"A) You've known me since I was 16 and B) You weren't with me ALL the time."
"But I would have known if you got your ass kicked."
"Not if I didn't want anyone to know, and why would I wnat anyone to know that?"
"So we come back to, what happened?"
"It's a long story, but suffice it to say, I got my ass kicked."
"Is that the only time you ever lost a fight?"
"Yes."
"What happened?"
"I got into a fight with a girl who beat me up."
"And you never wanted a rematch?"
"Every day."
"And she avoided you?"
"Nope."
"So why no rematch?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Gary, if you got your ass kicked by someone, would you go looking to fight them again? I was afraid. She beat me up. I didn't like getting beat up."
"Would you ever fight her again?"
"I don't know. I"m 26 years old now, I haven't had a fight since I was 22. I think my fighting days are done."
"Do you know where she lives?"
"Gary..."
"Do you? Holy shit you do."
"Yes, I do."
"Do you ever see her?"
"Yes. Pretty regularly."
"Oh wow. So where do you see her?"
"Gary, enough. "
"Will you tell me the story?"
"Why?"
"Because it's so fucking hot."
"Fucking jeez Gary. Here's the story: I was on senior trip spring break. Me, and my friends shared a big VRBO, it was wild, my brother and his friends were in the house too. It's always weird sharing a house on spring break with your twin brother. Needless to say, his girlfriend at the time--"
"--was Jessica Lewis, your best friend."
"Right. She got sick and didn't go on the trip."
"One day I was playing beach volleybally with a friend and she startst throwing up, I'm pretty drunk myself and I decide to run back to the house to shower and take a nap. I get out of the shower and I hear this noise coming from the downstairs, it sounds like someone is ransacking the place, and everyone was supposed to still be at the beach. Now mind you, I'm still buzzed, I'm in a towel and I'm drenched from the shower, but I decide to be "the guardian of the house" and I quietly walk downstairs, and then I see a bunch of stuff from the counter scattered on the floor, which is so weird, but then I hear it. Someone is fucking in the kitchen, so I decide, I have to see who it is. I sneak to the bottom of the stairs and see my brother, with this big titted bitch bent over the island and they're fucking. She's all sweaty, he's all sweaty and he's taking her pretty hard and all i can think is---"
"--that's not Jessica."
"Exactly. As you know, I had a temper and I was buzzed and I was a sister and so I say, 'hey, what the fuck, he has a girlfriend and she's my friend!!' Jason looks up and pulls out and covers up and says, "Rachel, What the fuck?" So I say, "shut up jason, you cheating slut. "Who the fuck are you?" I say to the bitch, who now stands up and first thing I think is she's naked, has huget tits and is pretty tight, and I'm in a towel. She's clearly not embarrassed about being naked and she moves around the island and says, "Who the fuck are you?" And she puts her hands on her hips."
"I answer, I'm Rachel, and I'm his twin sister. And he's going out with my best friend. She says, well Rachel, why don't you mind your own busisness, let your brother do what he wants, and masturbate in the shower or whatever you were doing. The dialogue escalates, and then I step forward, my towel falls down and we're standing tit to tit, naked. We start threatening each other, and I've never had a fight naked before, but I'm buzzed and I don't care, and next thing I know, we're swinging. Hard. Even though we're similar in size, she's way stronger than I am and I am immediately aware that I'm losing. Jason's too stunned to get involved and we fight--I mean we really fight--no holds barred, she goes at my face, my tits--at one point I grabbed her pussy--it was insane. I was getting the shit kicked out of me though and after what turned out to be almost 10 minutes--which is really long for a fight, she caught me with a knee to my face and then got me down and began slamming my head on the floor until I gave up. "
"She was the same size as you? Even boobs?"
"My boobs are bigger, by a bit, but not by much"
"Oh, how do you know?"
"I know."
"So she's from around here?"
"No."
"Wait, so how do you see her regularly? What happened to her?"
"Jason married her."
"Oh fuck. Carol?"
Rachel just nodded...
more to come.