Actually, Jessica, picking the right side isn't that hard. It's usually whatever side you are NOT on. It's that easy. The one thing you're consistent about is being wrong.
But, yes, in the end, Michelle Trachtenberg would smother her out. Really. If you need an explanation or even better, instruction, in how smothering works, I'll be happy to show you first hand. You just let me know.
Until then, Michelle Trachtenberg FTW!
Raychel