I watch helplessly as the evil little kitten plunges another needle into the doll, sending me into a fit of convulsions as pain wracks my body! Rolling about on the floor while screaming in pain, I feel the stinging sensations course through me, but thankfully the kitty's attention is drawn elsewhere. She rushes off to help her Momma, leaving the doll discarded on the floor. Taking a deep breath, I reach over and snatch it up, eagerly removing all the pins. Doing so causes the pain to cease, and I'm all the more relieved. Taking a deep breath, I toss the doll away and push myself up off of the floor. With a shake of my head, I look over to where the kitten had run off to, and gasp as I see Batgirl in such a perilous situation! With no time to spare, I rush over to help my fellow superheroine. In the process, I find my golden lasso, discarded on the floor, and I scoop it up quickly as I approach the villains and their prey. Catwoman glances up to see a tall, platinum-blonde amazon charging at her, but it's too late to react as I PLOW into her with a tackle, bringing her into the ground! As I lay on top of the groggy Catwoman, I lean back and SMACK her face for good measure, then whirl around and find the little kitten stretching Batgirl by her hair.
"Unhand her, you little fiend!"
I move toward Megan and Carlson, and first push Batgirl off of the kitten's feet. She lands on the floor, but her hair is still clutched by the kitten. With a scowl, I yank Megan up to her feet by her hair, shaking her head back and forth to get her to release Batgirl. Finally, I do and toss her over to where her Momma lays in a heap, though to Catwoman's credit, she's already trying to get up.
"You've been quite a naughty kitten, little one!" I proclaim, hands on my hips as I stand in front of Batgirl while she recovers. "You, and your 'Momma' are in for some harsh justice!"
With that, I take my lasso and pull on the ends, a menacing grin on my lips, approaching the two cats as they struggle to their feet..