SOUTHERN BELLES VS. ATTACHE AND CORPORAL KELLY
Tara is on her back, Kelly is standing on her left shoulder while pulling on her arm. Tara is weakly trying to tag Scarlett. Now both bad girls attack Tara’s legs, Kelly twisting one, Attache kicking the soft thigh of the other. Kelly drops all her weight on Tara’s leg, stands, and stomps Tara low in her midsection, perilously close to her crotch. Tara escapes only by crawling on all fours, when Kelly leaves her alone, to tag Scarlett.
Kelly elbows Scarlett in the stomach then easily throws her down. Attache, outside the ring, grabs Scarlett’s leg and pulls it over the bottom rope. Attache mangles Scarlett’s blue leather boot, twisting her ankle in an unnatural way. Kelly drops her weight on Scarlett’s vulnerable leg. Scarlett gets lifted up only to be whipped off the ropes and clotheslined. Her back is hurt and she writhes on the mat.
Scarlett’s picked up again, whipped off the rope, caught and flipped around for a back breaker over Kelly’s knee. A double axe handle does serious damage to Scarlett’s abdomen, then Attache enters, claws her face, then goes to the mat, stretching Scarlett’s arm and tearing her shoulder up. Tara just looks on helplessly.
SOUTHERN BELLES V. SOUL PATROL
The bad girls attack outside the ring as the Belles are trying to take their long dresses off. Envy chokes Scarlett and throws her around while Adore throws Tara into the ring. Adore goes to work on Tara’s weak arm, mangling her wrist. Tara is thrown in the corner where Adore viciously kicks her midsection. A low kick to Tara’s crotch causes a blood-curdling scream and Tara is doubled over, her hand between her legs.
Tara ends up on her back, her neck caught between Adore’s legs, cutting off her air supply. Tara manages to run to the corner to tag Scarlett, who enters the ring and is smashed by Adore. Scarlett gets thrown around the ring like a rag doll then clotheslined. Adore holds her up in a full nelson while Envy smashes a billy club into her midsection.
Tara enters the ring meekly and is immediately rolled up in a small package for the pin. She literally crawls on all fours, fast, out of the ring, diving under the bottom rope to escape and run backstage, not caring about Scarlett.
TARA VS. DEMENTIA
Dementia is wheeled out in her cage. Tara plays to the crowd as she enters. Tara finally enters the ring, her soft hips and ass squeezed into that tight pink spandex. Tara attempts a lock up and Dementia knees her in her soft midsection. Double axe handle then stomps to Tara’s back.
Dementia whips Tara into the turnbuckles then launches vicious forearms at Tara’s soft, vulnerable chest. She picks up Tara’s legs and slingshots her, but Tara is too weak and uncoordinated to make it really work. Dementia stomps on Tara then slams her. The bad girl catches Tara’s attempt at offense, then drops her in a back breaker. Dementia tears the head off her doll while Tara tries to recover.
Tara manages some awkward offense then is kicked in the gut and goes down hard. Multiple bodyslams destroy Tara. Dementia bites the good girl’s face. Dementia lifts her up, whips her off the rope, clotheslines her, then splashes her. Tara doesn’t contest the pin. The ref has to help her off the mat.
SOUTHERN BELLES VS. HEAVY METAL SISTERS
The Belles are in the ring, Chainsaw enters with a chainsaw, and Spike enters in a straightjacket. Chainsaw attacks Scarlett first, bodyslamming her and then flipping her around by her hair. Tara stays safely outside the ropes. In the bad girls’ corner, Chainsaw chokes Scarlett, pinning her throat down on the mat, while Spike headbutts the Belle’s midsection. McLane says Tara “so desperately wants to come in and help out.” Clearly she does not.
Scarlett is flung into the corner. Spike rushes her and kicks her so hard between the legs, in her crotch, that Spike herself falls down. Scarlett screams and collapses to the mat. Chainsaw throws Scarlett over the top rope to the floor. Tara just yells at her from the apron, until Chainsaw attacks, wrapping her arm around Tara’s throat from behind to choke her.
Scarlett struggles to her feet and the apron while Chainsaw splashes Tara in the ring. She could pin Tara but pulls her up, only to splash her again. Chainsaw then tries to break Tara’s finger, bending it back. Tara’s hand is hurt. Spike comes in, kicks her, then sits on her and chokes the life out of her. Tara’s smoky lungs can get no air and she flops her arms out, playing dead, trying to get the match to end. No luck; the ref won’t count. Spike pushes Scarlett off the apron to the floor.
The Belles get a minute and “recover,” launch some offense, but are quickly thrashed by the Sisters. Tara appears to be most injured and Scarlett tries to help her. Now Spike has her blowtorch and hits both Belles with it. Now they have two bottles of liquor in the ring and they pour it over Tara’s head, soaking her! Tara just sits on the mat, trying to wipe the liquor out of her eyes.
Chainsaw gets Tara’s hoop skirt and liberates the hoop. The Sisters humiliate Tara, making her bark like a dog, and she does so. Then they make her crawl around and jump through the hoop like a dog. Chainsaw pulls Tara around by the hair while Spike lights the hoop on fire. Of course they force dog Tara to jump through the firey hoop. Tara crawls to a corner, where Scarlett finally reappears to help her, and security enters with a fire extinguisher.
Tara is humiliated, covering her face and crying, as the Belles are declared the “winners.”
TARA AND LITTLE EGYPT VS. THE HEADHUNTERS
Meeka and Manna swing into the ring on a vine and attack Egypt. Egypt recovers and manages some weak, awkward offense on Meeka. Then Manna enters and starts choking Egypt from behind. Manna proceeds to thrash Egypt and throw her around. The injured Egypt struggles to tag in Tara.
Tara enters and is immediately whipped into the corner and flipped onto her soft chest. Manna goes to work on Tara’s right leg, bending it at an unnatural angle. She keeps doing, slamming Tara’s pink leather boot to the mat, wrenching her knee. Tara manages to escape and mount some weak offense. But she plays to the crowd too much, celebrating, and Manna pulls her down by her hair. Tara tries to crawl for help but Manna continues to assault her.
Now Meeka enters and each of the Headhunters takes one of Tara’s legs, again bending them at unnatural angles. Meeka seriously wrenches Tara’s right leg while Manna attacks Egypt. We see Meeka leaning back, pulling on Tara’s leg, her face next to Tara’s, who is on her stomach in the mat. This must be where Tara tells her she is really hurt, because the bell rings. Tara is holding her right leg, which is still bent. Little Egypt rushes in and McLane calls for paramedics.
The Headhunters celebrate but stay away from the injured Tara, who is screaming for real. Tara’s screams continue as the clip ends.
