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Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart

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Offline Vassago

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Sylvie van der Vaart continues her hairpulling tour, having snatched both Cheryl Cole's and Kylie Minogue's hair so far. Will she continue her unbeaten run and add more scalps to her collection? Sylvie and Jeanette Biedermann enter the room and only one of them will leave it with some of her hair still in tact and the loser completely bald and humiliated. Who wins and who has her hair removed?

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JEANETTE BIEDERMANN - Age: 31; 5'2.5" (159 cm) / 112 lbs (51 kg)
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SYLVIE VAN DER VAART - Age: 34; 5'2" (157 cm) / 105 lbs (48 kg)
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Offline chicharito

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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2012, 01:49:11 PM »
Jeannette

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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2012, 01:58:19 PM »
Who care´s abput the winner, as long as the Fight is great!!!

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Offline JT Edson

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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2012, 02:19:53 PM »
Good match up that would be a great fight. Hmmm, I will give this one to Sylvie.

JT

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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2012, 02:23:08 PM »
Sylvie intimidates Jeanette by saying "I'm going to pull your hair out one at a time and I'm going to start with this one," as she casually isolates one of Jeanette's long blonde hairs and wraps it around her index finger.  A quick jerk and she plucks it out. 

"I'll pluck out this hair of yours," replies Jeanette, "and rip out another," as she tears the second hair from Sylvie's scalp.

So it begins, as the two blonde beauties pull strands of long, blonde hair from each other's heads in a tit-for-tat fashion.  After pulling out 50 or so hairs, both women grab two handfuls of their opponent's blonde tresses and begin yanking as hard as they can.  While this hurts like hell, it doesn't net them much of their adversary's hair.

Sylvie knows how to remove hair, so she latches onto a big hank of Jeanette's mane with her left hand and gathers about a dozen strands in her right.  Then she pushes Jeanette's head away while jerking the hairs in her right hand toward her; pulling them out by their roots.  Enraged at the loss of her silken locks, Jeanette retaliates and the two blondes go at it fast and furious.  But it is Sylvie who has the stamina and will to endure the pain of having her hair pulled.  Seeing her hair in Jeanette's hands makes her all the more determined to tear out more of Jeanette's strands, which she does at a faster rate than Jeanette.  Not wanting to end up bald, Jeanette concedes the contest.

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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2012, 12:10:24 AM »
I voted for Jeannette.

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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2012, 03:42:53 AM »
Jeanette scalps the dutch meisje ad End... Good fight it was  ;)

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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2012, 04:28:19 AM »
I put my money on Jeanette!
Cheers!

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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2012, 11:18:45 AM »
The poll has ended and Jeanette Biedermann won it by the narrowest of margins 43-40! Thx for all the votes, comments and descriptions!  :)

In reflection to the actual fight is would seem both girls secured a solid hold on each other's hair and yanked themselves all across the room, before going down on their knees and continuing to pull out tresses of blonde hair. Floor was soon littered with blonde hair, but neither girl wanted to submit. In the end they had to be separated and as they looked at each other, they couldn't determine who lost more hair than the other. But Jeanette had one bald spot less than Sylvie in the end and claimed she is the winner!

Sylvie refused to admit she lost more hair than her German rival, "I didn't quit, nor I am complately bald, so I don't accept Jeanette winning! I have few bald spots alright, but she has plenty of them too!"

Jeanette responds "This Dutch cow lost more hair than I did! So what she didn't submit, look at her bald spots and you know I'm the better hairpuller as I yanked her good! What a sore loser she is? Hopefully she grows back some hair soon, so I can rip it off again if she wants!"

Sylvie leaves the arena checking her sore scalp and allthough her winning run has been stopped, she still has both Vanessa Hudgens and Kim Kardashian lined up as her next opponents. "I haven't quit, I'm no loser!" she whispers to herself before going off to the hairdresser for some immediate repairs!

Sylvie's hair at it's best!!!  ;D
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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2012, 11:37:23 AM »
Congratulations for your great victory, Jeanette!!!



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Re: Blonde Hairpulling: Jeanette Biedermann vs Sylvie van der Vaart
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2012, 07:07:20 PM »
Congratulations from me too, Jeanette. There is a next challenger for Jeanette, it would be a voting, who is her next opponent
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