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Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman

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Offline herboyfriend

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Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« on: December 24, 2012, 11:00:59 AM »
My fav girl Nicole (Kidman) and her rival Kylie (Minogue) both want to host a new TV show called 'The Florida Sawdust Mayhem'. Their arguments have become so heated that between them they've decided to compete for the casting having a bare knuckle fist fight in a backyard of the TV studios. At midnight, they've now met, and are both ready for a raw, brutal fight carried out with their bare fists. Kylie has arrived wearing a casual white dress, Nicole wears blue jeans and a white shirt. Both women stand in front of each other barefoot.  'So there you are, you talentless slimy screen slug,' Kylie says. 'How dare you insult me, you howling, screeching dwarf!' Nicole counters. 'oh, the fine lady feels insulted, does she?' Kylie mocks, 'wait till I rip your ovaries out of you and wear them for earrings, see if that'll insult you!' Nicole laughs contemptuously. 'You common, foulmouthed trash, why don't you fuck off back to the outbacks where you belong?' - Kylie steps up close to Nicole. She draws herself up to her full 5'2", measuring herself against Nicole who towers over her at her impressive height of 5'10", secretly wishing her lack of height to hell in that moment. 'So - you really think you can take me on, hugh?' - 'Look...you'll be even shorter when I'm finished with you, you inbred imbecile,' Nicole says.  Kylie's eyes are locked into Nicole's, she suddenly spits up at Nicole's face, misses, and her saliva hits the other woman's throat instead. Nicole lashes a stinging slap at Kylie's cheek, and while Kylie rubs her hurting face Nicole, repulsed, whipes Kylie's spittle off herself with the back of her hand. Kylie unexpectedly throws a hard punch into Nicole's belly which makes her groan and bend forwards. Kylie sends a punch into Nicole's lowered face immediately. Nicole turns away, then advances and grabs Kylie's hair with both hands. She pulls Kylie to one side and, pivoting, draws her around in a circle. Still with her hands firmly planted in Kylie's hair, Nicole then brings up her knee, to make it collide with Kylie's chin. Groaning from pain, Kylie grabs Nicole's wrists trying to free her hair from Nicole's hands. Nicole then puts a headlock on Kylie with her left arm and with her right hand rips such a big strand of hair off Kylie's head that it makes her scream in pain. The two women separate for a moment, panting, and staring at eachother. Kylie chin hurts terribly, and she has bitten her tongue at the impact of Nicole's knee which now makes very unwelcome tears well up in her eyes. Suddenly, Kylie pounces on Nicole, punching her belly. Nicole punches Kylie's face, and Kylie shoots her right fist up at Nicole's face, impacting with her mouth. Nicole staggers back, Kylie feels that her eye is swelling painfully, and Nicole feels sharp waves of pain in her face, then bends over and lets two of her front teeth drop to the floor. 'Fucking BITCH!! - You broke my teeth!' she hurls herself at Kylie, slings one arm around her throat and with the other arm drives her elbow into Kylie's face. In an instant, Kylie's face is bleeding. Kylie reaches back and grabs Nicole's hair in her hands. Nicole lets go of the hold for an instant, and Kylie turns and slams Nicole to the ground by her hair. Both women are struggling for breath. But soon Nicole gets up painfully, spitting blood. Kylie puts up her fists, ready for her. Nicole lunges at Kylie and drives her fist into Kylie's face. Kylie slumps to her knees with her hands over her face and howls in pain. 'AAAAAoooh...stupid fucking whore!!...FUCK!! That broke my nose!' When Kylie gets up, both women stand in front of eachother, their faces oozing blood, each one of them dizzy, and trying to hold back her tears of pain. Nicole barely whispers at Kylie ... 'I finish you...I kill you fucking cxnt.' - Kylie stares at her. 'You're dead,' she whispers back, 'you hear me? You're dead, cxnt!' - - - Will my girl make it, and defeat Kylie ? - Please, vote now.                                                                
« Last Edit: December 24, 2012, 11:46:50 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2012, 11:18:23 AM »
P.S. Sorry, no pics of Kylie, something went technically wrong. But my girl's pics are there, that's the main thing! Feel free to comment on the story, too. Thanks in advance for any votes!
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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2012, 12:40:33 PM »
Wow two Aussie babes going at it But kylie would win this with out a doubt

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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2012, 01:44:28 PM »
Thanks, Wonderman, for the comment! I'd like to know what makes people think so, I believe Nicole is very underrated, she's a strong and agile girl who can fight dangerously.
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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2012, 07:54:13 PM »
Kylie is a dancer and most dancers are athletic and strong making her a pocket rocket  :D

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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2012, 03:17:16 AM »
I dont think that Nicole is a very great fighter, but tiny Kylie will still suffer a humiliating defeat.
« Last Edit: December 26, 2012, 03:18:11 AM by de Trixah »

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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2012, 10:13:27 AM »
Add Kidman to join Swift,Paltrow and Liv Tyler in the "Tall chicks that cant fight" category. The more athletic Kylie goes through beanpole Nicole like a tornado through a trailer park.  ;)
« Last Edit: December 26, 2012, 10:14:39 AM by Firefly »

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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2012, 10:27:33 AM »
Add Kidman to join Swift,Paltrow and Liv Tyler in the "Tall chicks that cant fight" category. The more athletic Kylie goes through beanpole Nicole like a tornado through a trailer park.  ;)
Maybe you meant to say, the more arthritic Kylie goes through my girl Nicole like a sheet of paper through a shredder? 
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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2012, 03:52:36 AM »
kylie will knock hard ...

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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2012, 08:28:02 AM »
kylie will knock hard ...
Yeah, with her head on that brick wall behind her! - Kylie is now preparing for a CLOSE UP STUDY of Nicole's knuckles, elbows, knees and feet, which will make her eye makeup superfluous for a long time. Then Nicole will bend her into the right shape for using her for a boomerang - but *OUCH* that brick wall's in the way again: too bad for Kylie, and she bounces back right into the shredding machine Nicole...   
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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2012, 11:16:57 PM »
It sure seems that sexy little Kylie is pounding that big, awkward amazon at this point!

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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2012, 04:29:17 AM »
Nicole would pound out little Kylie with her long legs and Arms, no good challenge :'(

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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2012, 07:12:32 PM »
My girl has lost a battle, but she'll win the war ... Just wait for her coming back. 
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Re: Kylie Minogue vs Nicole Kidman
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2012, 10:55:12 PM »
It sure seems that sexy little Kylie is pounding that big, awkward amazon at this point!

The squeaky wheel loud mouth doesn't win often. 8)