I thought it would be fun to hear from the ladies perspective so here is some input from my wife..
" Most gals can kick a man's ass without ever raising a hand. Hell a smile and a wink puts most of you apes on your knees. I would like to challenge John to a cage match also, to be held without a cage on any nearby beach.

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hmmm. Pretty good argument. Here is a story of a gal handing a guy his ass also. It's a fun Yahoo site if your interested and please don't take any of this very seriously. I sure the hell don't.
Link-http://groups.yahoo.com/group/catfight_artwork/files/
Scroll down to -(Renee teaches me a painful lesson.) Its a fun read and here is a drawing SinDD did for her and Johns upcoming fight.