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Eliza Coupe	vs	Elisha Cuthbert
Jane Williams		Alex Kerkovich
Age 32 5'8" 119 lbs		Age 30 5’2½" 134 lbs
32A-22-33		35C-25-35

The was a previous sexfight poll http://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php/topic,19850.0.html by eltinko. As he noted it is difficult to find information on Eliza's statistics on the web. I have found her height from 5'6" to 5'8". Given her relative height to Elisha on Happy Endings I agree with eltinko that it is closer to 5'8" as anything. I did find her weight at 119 lbs and cup size as 32A, but of which seem believable from her thin stature. The waist and hip sizes are purely my guess given how slender she is.

Elisha's height is generally listed as 5’2½" but I have seen it as low as 5'1½" to 5'3", the later probably rounding up. I chose 5’2½" as most likely. My weight and bra size for her is quite a bit different than eltinko's. I think his sizes are more likely when she made The Girl Next Door. It is obvious in 2010 she was a lot  heavier with larger breasts, maybe even a C-cup. She slimmed down a little for Happy Endings but was still "chubby". I compared her on this TV show to a girl I knew who was 5'4" and 135 lbs. Thus I think 134 lbs is reasonable, at least at her heaviest although it may be a bit of an overestimate for Happy Endings. In her "fat" photos she certainly seems to have at least the waist and hip sizes I have listed. These are the sizes I have found recently and could easily be close to the truth from her appearance on Happy Endings.

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It has been a long time since I have done and celebrity poll fights. I was inspired to do this one by two articles I came across about Elisha Cuthbert. I have to confess I feel in love with Elisha the minute I saw her in The Girl Next Door Damn! Why didn’t any girls live next door to me who looked like her.

The first article I came across was published by that rag sheet The Daily News. It included Elisha in the list of 50 fat stars:

The next article was published in 2013 by MAXIM. It had a cover story about Elisa naming her the Sexiest Woman on TV.

Said Elisha about being name The Sexiest Woman on TV:
“That’s very flattering, and I sincerely thank you, but I think you’re all crazy,” Cuthbert told the magazine for its March cover story. “To think that one person could be the most beautiful when there’s Kaley Cuoco, Sofía Vergara, Zooey Deschanel? They’re all stunning.

“I’m not gonna fight anyone about it, though. I’ll accept it with grace. But being on a show with two other beautiful women, this is gonna make going to work very uncomfortable,” she added, referring to co-stars Eliza Coupe and Casey Wilson.

As fortune would have it, at least for this poll, she was wrong abut not fighting anyone about it. Both Eliza Coupe and Casey Wilson took exception with Eliza being the more upset and more aggressive. Eliza confronted Elisha behind a locked dressing room door. "What a joke, naming a fat, slob like you as the sexiest woman on TV." hissed Eliza. "You were typed casted perfectly as the dumb Alex who like food above everything else," added Eliza.

Elisha defended herself. "I did say they were all crazy and named several women who should have had the title. I did also say it would be difficult to come to work with two other beautiful women like you and Casey. I said you were beautiful but what I didn't say what I thought, that I am sexier than both of you. You are too skinny to be sexy and you don't act sexy. Sexy is as sexy does."

"Well maybe if you could act our show wouldn't have been cancelled", Eliza got in a real barb.
"I was funnier than you and a better overall actress", Elisha claimed as a counter.

The argument got more and more heated with the viciousness of the insults and barbs growing. Finally one of them threw a slap and pulled hair. The fight was on. Which one comes out with a happy ending and which one with a sad ending?

Besides who starts the fight and who wins the fight I have included choices for many of the factors that are important in a fight. Feel free to vote on as many of these as you wish. Also you can vote on which one you consider the sexiest.

Winner of the poll (options 1 & 2) is the one who gets the most votes in winning the fight. The other options are for your opinion and interest only. Of course some may be instrumental in who wins.

Here is another set of photos of the two as they appeared on Happy Endings"

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A few more comparison  photos this time showing Elisha first.

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Love it! Everyone thinks Elisha will win, but most like me think Eliza starts the fight. My that sure back-fires.    lol

The early returns are in any you are right about the voting. I must say that several of the factors have not gone as I would have guessed. I'll say more on that after more votes are in.

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I want to make it clear this is a fight between Elisha Cuthbert and Eliza Coupe, not their characters. I often do polls where I ask the opinions of fights between the actresses and the characters as often a fight between the fictional characters might turn out differently than a fight between the real actresses. But in this case consider only the traits of the actresses.

[Raypops]

I'm going with Elisha, she is too strong for Eliza to handle.

[byline]

Got to go with Elisha even though Eliza is quicker, is more agile,  is stronger, is more athletic, has more stamina, and fights dirtier. Elisha has the better fighting skills, fighting attitude (i.e. desire to win and belief she can do so), and outmaneuvers Eliza by being more devious. And, oh yes, Elisha is a hell of a lot sexier. I do like Eliza starting the fight and finding out that was a bad idea.

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I wanted to add another option as to which is more competitive. But I can't increase the number of votes allowed so I didn't. So if anyone comments they might say which is more competitive if they wish.

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Oh hell, I went and added it anyway. So you won't be able to vote in one comparison unless one of the moderators can change it to 14 votes allowed.

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Here is what the voters think so far:

Elisha is kicking Eliza's ass and is a helluva lot sexier.
Elisha dominates (60% of the vote or more) the following categories:

• stronger
• tougher
• more skilled
• has the stronger will to win
• is more competitive

Eliza dominates the following categories:

• starts the physical fight
• is quicker
• is more agile

Elisha has a weak to strong edge in:

• fights dirtier (strong)
• is more devious (moderate)

Eliza has a weak to strong edge in:

• is more athletic (moderate)
• has more stamina (moderate)

Looks like when the quicker, more agile, more athletic Eliza is caught by Elisha she cannot withstand the stronger, more determined, skilled Elisha's dirty tricks. At least that is what the majority of people think.

[rozczochrany]

I voted for Eliza Coupe.

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Hey I can't vote. It says Poll closes Aug 18 and its only the 11th. For what its worth I have Elisha winning, her experience will get her over the line.
Elisha will take the fight to the floor and once there Eliza won't stand a chance.

I haven't seen happy endings, have to look out for it.

Don't know why you can't vote. I haven't locked the poll and the option to lock it (not unlock it) is still there. If anyone else can or can't vote please let me know.

Unfortunately Happy Endings was canceled after this last season, it's 3rd I believe. So there is no hope for a series fight between these two. The best is if you see a rerun of a doubles tennis match in which Eliza and her partner drub Elisha and her partner.