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Britney Spears vs Katy Perry

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Britney Spears vs Katy Perry
« on: September 01, 2013, 02:53:31 PM »
While Britney Spears relaxed late at night watching clips on Ewetube she came across a video in which Katy Perry, dressed up as a female boxer, prances around a boxing ring singing 'Roar'.
Britney was laughing hysterically at the sight of the clip, saying to her friends who were with her, 'Good heavens, she's gone off her head! That girl couldn't knock out a teddy bear!'
When she and Katy meet at a movie premiere event Britney can't stop giggling, still thinking of the video she'd watched. Eventually, becoming irritated, Katy asks her, 'Gee, do you care to let me know whatever's so funny?'
- So, Britney tells her how amusing she finds the image of Katy in a boxing ring.
Katy now is more than irritated; looking at Britney like at something Kitty Purry has brought in, she asks her, 'Weeeeell...do you mean to suggest you'd look better in a ring?'
Britney now openly laughs at Katy. 'Good heavens, Katy, I don't think I need to "suggest" anything about that! In a boxing ring, I'd at least look like a boxer, while you'd still look like a ... really puny - PEACOCK - ?'
After those verbal stabs at Katy, Britney keeps laughing.
Katy fixes a virtually poisonous gaze at her, then suddenly steps up close to her and delivers a resounding slap in Britney's face.
Britney, taken by surprise,staggers for one moment holding her hand to her burning cheek. She recovers, shouts at Katy, 'You BITCH!!' And slams her fist in Katy's jaw.
'UGH!' - Katy is being pivoted sideways, staggers and lands sitting on the ground.
Britney approaches intending to throw herself on Katy; Katy quickly rolls over on her back, draws up her right leg, and kicks Britney between her legs.
'Ouuuugh!! You fucking dirty whore!' She goes down with both hands Pressed against her throbbing vagina.
While both women sit on the ground, Britney rocking forwards and back waiting for the pain to ease, Katy says, 'Right, you fucking insolent Disney fake - as far as I'm concerned, it's on. I'll take you on in the ring, bitch!'
'Oh yeah?' Britney croaks through her clenched teeth, 'How d'you do that when you can't fight dirty, bitch?'
'We'll see about that, you sad excuse for a female; I may just pound you into the ground with a few punches, you fucking little brat!'
Britney carefully moves and starts trying to get back on her feet, 'Tonight, when we're alone, it's on, bitch!'
'Yeah...you slut!'...
« Last Edit: September 01, 2013, 03:00:02 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Britney Spears vs Katy Perry
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2013, 03:24:11 PM »
Katy's age and measurements: 28 years, 5'8", 59kg;
Britney's age and measurements: 31 years, 5'4", 61kg;
« Last Edit: September 01, 2013, 03:32:05 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Britney Spears vs Katy Perry
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2013, 03:43:59 PM »
Britney and Katy are now in a gym's boxing ring. They're both dressed in boxing outfits, sitting in opposite corners, and all more than ready to be up and going.
They won't be pulling each other's hair or claw each other's faces - the two angry ladies are about to have a genuine boxing match, delivering punches, each one aiming to destroy her enemy by knocking her out...
« Last Edit: September 01, 2013, 03:59:36 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Britney Spears vs Katy Perry
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2013, 02:37:43 PM »
Britney should win this one, if she is in shape.
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Re: Britney Spears vs Katy Perry
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2013, 02:43:38 PM »
Really? Katy's got the tiger you know...
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Re: Britney Spears vs Katy Perry
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2013, 08:16:59 PM »
Really? Katy's got the tiger you know...
Thanks my friend, now i cant get the song 'eye of the tiger' out of my mind (and that is a dark and lonely place)
It's easier to see the books upon the shelf          then it is to see yourself          George Harrison 1977

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Re: Britney Spears vs Katy Perry
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2013, 11:25:53 AM »
The fight, which has been hard and brutal, comes to it's final stage.
From the very beginning, Katy seemed at an advantage over Britney, but later on Britney picked up enough energy to turn things around for herself. She started to hit Katy so powerfully that her opponent was brought down to the floor several times.
However, Katy was never intimidated; and e every time she got up and continued fighting...
Eventually, the two sweating, panting women stood in front of each other, both catching their breath before carrying on with the exhausting boxing match.
As they clashed and now threw the most viscous ever punches at each other Britney put all her energy into her intention to knock Katy to the floor again; however, Katy was now determined to throw herself into the fight with all her might...
Katy now slams punches into Britney's face which take Britney by surprise; Britney keeps coming at her with equally hard blows.
Finally, from pure exhaustion, they grab each others hair; with their heads down, they yank each other from side to side, groaning in pain and still slamming their fists into their bodies and heads, each one determined to win at all costs...
« Last Edit: September 04, 2013, 11:35:55 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Britney Spears vs Katy Perry
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2013, 11:56:20 PM »
I just missed the vote on this one, though it wouldn't have mattered.  I'd have gone for Katie in a long fight.

-JM