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Miley Cyrus vs Katy Perry

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Miley Cyrus vs Katy Perry
« on: September 15, 2013, 05:44:20 PM »
Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus have in most recent days been far from being friends.
Vying for top one positions in pop music charts, they've come to the point where open hostility has risen between them.
After Katy had some success with a new title in both single audio and video charts, Miley came in with a cannon ball, to smash Katy's dreams into splinters, in a single day reaping four times the success which Katy had built up for herself in a whole week.
At a promotional party held for celebrities the two ladies inadvertently meet, and after some very pointed verbal stabs at each other they even start to playfully compare their busts - amidst the crowd and in their ball gowns.
Finally, Katy goes one step further and tells Miley, 'Bitch, I can't blame you not being able to take your eyes off my girls, but I think you should have a good look at this, too! - and with those words she lifts her right arm and flexes her biceps at Miley.
Other guests have meanwhile noticed that something unusual was going on between the two women; some murmured remarks could be heard...'My god, look at them!'
Miley smiles, almost giggles, looking at Katy's flexed arm. 'Is THIS supposed to I impress me?' she mocks. She puts her hand on Katy's upper arm and slowly digs her long fingernails into it. Katy, with clenched teeth, stares at Miley trying to look as if she didn't feel anything. '...Then have a look at MINE...!' Miley continues, and flexes her arm at Katy.
Nobody saw exactly Katy's reaction to Miley showing her muscle to her; it was only reported that Katy suddenly hissed something at Miley's face, tore herself from her grip and stormed out of the large room.
Miley stood there grinning, and soon followed Katy's direction, towards the ladies' restrooms.
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Katy, who had suggested to Miley that they meet there, didn't have to wait for long in the ladies' toilets before the door opened and Miley strode into the brightly lit tiled room. They stood there, staring at each other, then Miley said, 'Right, bitch - you're gonna sooo regret this...I'm gonna rip your pathetic excuse for a dress to shreds and then beat you to a pulp until you BEG me to stop...'
Katy now takes two steps towards Miley, and in her most despising tone spits at her, 'You little fuck, you...you piece of trash - I'm gonna KICK the shit out of your stinking cxnt - you're gonna die, you fucking whore!'
Miley laughs out loud, 'Oh - myyy, just listen to her mouth!! We did grow up in the hillies with the billies, didn't we? But what can you do about it, country trash girl, when I start slapping you dumb silly, hugh??' - With that, Miley draws her arm back and slams her hand into a totally unprepared Katy's face with such force that Katy pivots around, stumbles towards the tiled wall behind her and crashes her face into it.
For a moment it looks to Miley as if Katy began to slide down the wall towards the floor, but Katy steadies herself, and turns back to face the room and Miley, with blood trickling from her nose and lips.
'Fucking bag of shit, I kill you!' she says and suddenly rushes towards Miley, kicking her between her legs with brutal force. Miley let's out the scream of a tortured animal in extreme pain as her back is driven into a wash basin behind her by the impact of Katy's kick. Katy steps up to her and slams her fist into Miley's face. Miley presses her hands against her throbbing pubic bone and almost feels sick, whimpering.
Katy starts to feel as if she had won the battle already, laughs in spite of her aching nose, lips and teeth, and announces to Miley, 'Now, you worthless trash, I'm gonna make you lick the floor! How d'ya like that, hugh, lick this dirty floor in here clean for me? I'm gonna make ya, I swear!'
She doesn't notice that Miley turns out tougher than she thought her to be. Suddenly Miley jumps upon Katy and grabs hold of her hair with both hands.
She hurls the surprised Katy around and drags her into one of the cubicles next to the wash basins. Miley slams her fist into Katy's face again, then, both hands in her hair again, swings her around and brings her to the floor. She drags Katy's head up to the toilet pan and forces it down into it. Muffled screams of repulsion and terror come from Katy. Miley reaches for the chain to her side to flush the toilet, with Katy's head wedged in it by Miley's grip. After the flush gushing over Katy's head and immersing it, Miley yanks her head backwards and spits in her face. 'How's that, bitch?'
'Aaaaaaahhh!'
'Again, bitch??'
'Nooooooo! Let me up, fucking bitch - there's SHIT DOWN THERE, PLEASE LET ME GO!!!!'
Miley losens her grip, and Katy suddenly gags, and, still kneeling over the toilet, vomits.
Miley gloats over Katy whom at this point she considers defeated, then bends over her and hisses, 'And now, little messy trash bag, you're gonna lick the floor for me, and if you throw up, you're gonna eat it, and start licking all over again.'
She doesn't see Katy's elbow coming; it rams her chest link a hammer, and as she staggers backwards Katy quickly gets to her feet, throws Miley against the wall between toilet bowl and door, grabs the door with both hands and slams it with all the force she can bring up into Miley's body. She draws the door back and flattens her opponent between the tiled wall and the door a second, third, fourth and fifth time.
Miley sees darkness, and white flashes shooting out of the darkness in front of her. Too stunned to move already by the first enormous impact, she vaguely becomes aware that her nose is broken, and hot metallic tasting blood gushes through her mouth, over more than one broken tooth.
Finally, Katy draws the door back to overlook the damage done to Miley.
Miley slides to the floor as if getting unconscious, but she vaguely threatens Katy through her blood and swelling lips, '...kill you...I'm...gonna...fucking kill you.'
Katy steps back, out of the cubicle, looks at Miley sitting and murmuring, and tells her, 'Get up!...Get up, you fucking whore, I'm gonna rip you in halves now. GET UP!!!!!!!'
Slowly, Miley rises to her feet. Katy raises her fists. 'Come here! Look at me!'
Miley does look at her; for a while, she makes an effort to swallow the blood in her mouth but then coughs and spits. She raises her fists like Katy has done.
The two women, each half defeated, half victorious, stare at each other.
Miley, almost in a whisper, says, 'You're finished. I'm gonna pound your retarded brain through your skull, bitch.'
Katy hisses at Miley, 'You're gonna have your head in the toilet a lot longer, bitch. And I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna grab your legs and slowly rip you apart. Yes, bitch, you're dead.'
'Bitch, it's you who's dead.'


« Last Edit: September 15, 2013, 06:12:45 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Miley Cyrus vs Katy Perry
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2013, 05:52:27 PM »
Miley: 20 years, 5'5", 49kg
« Last Edit: September 15, 2013, 05:58:48 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Miley Cyrus vs Katy Perry
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2013, 06:00:52 PM »
Katy: 28 years, 5'8", 59kg
« Last Edit: September 15, 2013, 06:05:39 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Miley Cyrus vs Katy Perry
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 03:02:25 AM »
Katy wins across the board
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Re: Miley Cyrus vs Katy Perry
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2013, 03:24:33 AM »
I though Katy would win big. But this is a landslide.
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Re: Miley Cyrus vs Katy Perry
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 07:02:00 AM »
i Wouldn't be Too Surprised if After The Fight,Katy Spanks Miley's Ass until it's Redder than Miley's Face ;) Katy for the Win! Dan

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Re: Miley Cyrus vs Katy Perry
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2013, 04:20:56 PM »
This is how wrong I can get it - I wanted to have an interesting challenge for my great idol Katy, but I'd never have thought Miley would be a total flop of such dimensions!
My greatest fear was about Miley's biceps - she does have a pair of them which she loved to show off even when she still lived at Disneyland, lol.
So, apparently I've let Katy beat up a little girl - must think of something else, haha
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.