I think I should step in and "clean up" these skanky bitches!! I'm the star of this costume party! 
Just how would u"clean up" ? Speed
Well first off, any girl dressed like that, with handcuffs, is only a few drinks away from putting them on...and since a beer bitch is around, it wouldn't be long before the cuffs come out!!
The beer girl, being blonde, will just LOVE to let everyone know that she's top blonde now, so of course drinks are continuing to flow, for celebratory purposes of course (maybe hehe) to the point where, go figure, a blonde may end up a lil over her head. Now introduce a feather duster and some flirting, and the beer bitch will definitely have some impaired judgement! Hehe
The squaw is obviously disappointed that even though she looks the skankiest, she gets no attention..again the drinks are still flowing and soon the frat boys with the lame pick up lines look better and better.
Sooo...lil miss night stick is cuffed and obviously in no position to argue as I'm sure many will want her to P I their magnums...squaw is taking the leftovers, and the beer wench will be put to work "clean'n up" her face in the morning before making me breakfast!
