Jennifer Lawrence vs Katy Perry

Started by herboyfriend, September 29, 2013, 04:23:18 AM

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herboyfriend

Thanks to everybody who made suggestions as to who would be a good opponent for Katy Perry; it's a long list, I'll try going through it in the long run, haha.

So, the First Lady battling her in a catfight will be Jennifer Lawrence.
The two ladies meet in a private gym, with only a small number of select spectators.
Katy makes her appearance in her latest stage outfit, a most appropriate choice for the occasion.
Jennifer arrives in not less impressive style, showing off her athletic body.

Shortly after they meet, Katy suggests to Jennifer she might have been too old for a childish play suit since very long; Jennifer doesn't hold back and tells Katy she looked like a Scottish milkmaid who gets her arse whipped.
The ensuing trash talk in which they ridicule each other in more and more vulgar terms leads up to a competitive comparison of each other's boobs. Being of equal height, Katy and Jennifer stand there bust on bust, making their boobs touch...

Jennifer: 22 years, 5'8", 62kg

Katy:      28 years, 5'8", 59kg
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

herboyfriend

#1
Ugh! Making Jennifer green with envy in a boob contest won't get Katy very far if Jennifer wipes the floor with her after in a test of brute strength. But, does Katy really not have pairs of arms and legs to match Jennifer's? Finding pics as evidence that Katy is not so without...
Maybe, locked in a bear hug with Jennifer, she finds herself not so much without a chance...?
The third pic is Jennifer. Funny that at the moment she beats Katy in sex appeal - not really??
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

fasteddy44641

Funny I always considered jennifer Lawrence in the same league as Kristen Stewart.

DogWithABone

Lawrence is the obvious favorite here.  Perry MIGHT have a better rack, but that's it.
RIP the account of Sophie Cees.

Vassago

Jennifer is more flexible and mauls Katy into submission!
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herboyfriend

OMFG I can't believe Katy would even lose the sex appeal poll, LOL Hilarious!
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

herboyfriend

Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.