I am sitting at a corner table by myself and suddenly this newbie “Irene” sits down by me at my private table….I glance over at storm as he closes his eyes and begins to mutter….I continue sipping my Mai Tai…peering at this “Irene person” …my large dark brown pupils rolling to the tops of my eyes…..
I sit my glass down..still clutching it with my right hand….and softly say….
“That seat is taken”
You just sit there with this deer in the headlights look and tell me in a low voice…
“It doesn’t look taken to me….but it is now”
I simply smile…gripping the glass tightly…..then suddenly….
I TOSS THE DRINK IN HER FACE!!!!! SPLASSSHHH!!!!!!
I then lower my shoulder and LUNGE over the small table and PLOW INTO YOU WITH MY SHOULDER!!!!
"UNNNNGGHHHH!!!!" OOOWWWWWWWW!!!! MY SHOULDER JUST PLOWS INTO INTO YOUR CHEST, RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR BREASTS, and thank GOD those puppies were there FOR YOUR SAKE, for this is a PURE, RIB-CRACKING FORCE THAT I BARRELED INTO YOU WITH!!! ALL 5’ 9-1/2” and 141 pounds WORTH OF FORCE!! YOUR FEET JUST LIFT FROM THE FLOOR, your head arching back, hair remaining static in place, then your head swings backwards, before your hair trails along your face, creating one of those brilliant slow-motion whipped hair effects!!
YOUR eyes shut in PURE AGONY, as MY body sends me, NO!……SENDS US!....... INTO THE WALL BEHIND US!!!! YOU take the brunt of the slam with YOUR LOWER BACK..... feeling the shock waves traversing up and down your spine from the EXCRUCIATING IMPACT….. before we slide down the wall together! The entire room spins around us, and I crash on my ASS along with you! Sitting back on my ass and slowly getting to my knees in front of you...hands on my thighs as I shake my head...blinking! Seeing you CRUMPLED AGAINST THE WALL!!