Being beaten already twice in fights with
Katy Perry (30) - on the more recent occasion during a brutal cat fight in a car park - has left deep scratches on the surface of
Taylor Swift's (25) dignity. With her pride more or less literally slung to the ground and spat on by her enemy she finds herself unable to let matters rest - but rather than engaging in the seemingly pointless task of going through another test of brute strength against her hated rival, Taylor has called upon her best friend
Karlie Kloss (22).
There is evidence that Karlie is stronger than her best friend Taylor...She beats Taylor in arm wrestling, as can be seen in this video:
http://youtu.be/dCC7QvHOk84...and although Taylor is a very tall girl, usually towering over most of the other ladies around her, Karlie, standing a proud 6'1" in bare feet, distinctly dwarfs her:
Karlie Kloss and
Taylor Swift share their confidence that Karlie can easily end a wrestling match with
Katy Perry defeating the 'roaring' pop singer and humiliating her by forcing her to apologize to Taylor, publicly, and so submissively that she will be known henceforth as
'The girl who kissed a girl's feet'. (⬅ Please, laugh now. That was a pun)
Karlie takes Taylor in her arms, tenderly caresses her hair with her lips, and, whispering gently, reassures her: 'Don't worry, my princess! Just don't worry...it was the last time the bitch ever hurt you. I'll make sure of that! And I'll make sure she'll come crawling at your feet, like the little worm she is. (Karlie slightly draws back and gazes in her best friend's eyes with affection) After this fight you won't hear that bitch "roar" again - she's going to beg on her knees, and you'll be spitting in her eyes!' - Taylor and Karlie stare at each other intensely for another second, then Taylor stands on tiptoes with her hands on Karlie's shoulders, tilting her head back and half opening her lips. Karlie bends over Taylor from her great height, and the two young women's lips meet, hastily, quivering in sudden passion, just as they have done so many times before since these two love angels have met and ignited each others' sparks...Not long after, Katy Perry stands in front of Karlie Kloss, listening to Karlie's challenging her to a fight on the wrestling mat, and to her detailed threats of demolishing the singer to the point of making her plead for her best friend Taylor's forgiveness.
Katy, while Karlie still indulges in her elaborations of how she intends to destroy her in a fight, looks alternately up at the six inches taller girl and across to Taylor who watches the scene. Suddenly, her face shows increasing amusement, until Katy finally breaks out in laughter.
Irritably, Karlie hisses at her, 'What the fuck is so funny, stupid bitch?'
Katy, continuing to giggle, puts her hands on her hips, steps up close to Karlie, and, gazing up at her from her height of 5'7" with ridicule in her sparkling eyes, says, 'What's funny? Can't you see what's funny, you dumb bitch? That's just like Taylor, your half witted friend! She wants revenge, huh - and sends an emaciated beanpole worse than herself into the circus ring! Girl, look at yourself! What'ya think you're gonna do to me? What'ya gonna do to me before I break your stick arms and shove them up your nose holes? - You're not more than a stick insect which I can crush under my stiletto heel. And you want to, what was it you said...make me open my mouth wide so your little friend can spit into it? Oh. My. Gaaawd! I only have to open my mouth halfway to swallow you alive!'
Karlie, more and more seething with anger, bumps her B cup chest into the six inches shorter woman's throat, exclaiming with undisguised hatred, 'The only thing you'll swallow are your own words, bitch! I can break you in halves and you know it!'
Katy answers Karlie's poking her with her boobs by thrusting her D cup rack up into Karlie's under-bust. Looking down at the unequal pair of breasts, Karlie is unable to conceal that she's impressed with Katy's far superior assets.
'Yeah, flat chested just like your weedy lesbian friend, aren't you?' Katy mocks her.
Karlie, crimson with anger, replies, 'In a bear hug I'll make those fat udders of yours split open, you fat cow!'
Katy, now no longer without anger either, predicts to Karlie, 'Girl, in a bear hug I'm gonna break your entire rib cage. You're nothing but a fucking big mouth! Thinking you can fight me and make me apologize to that damn wet pussy bitch of yours shows that you're even more stupid than tall. Do you really wanna do this? Are you really that fucking dumb? Okay! Fight me! Fight me and get the shit kicked up through your arse and out your ears, you pathetic little dyke!'
Karlie stares at Katy with a degree of mad hatred which would have made a lesser woman shrink back - Katy, however, stands her ground, keeping her gaze locked in Karlie's eyes. Karlie, suddenly laughing, drily and derisively, finally takes a step back, 'Meet me in the gym, in ten minutes, bitch!'
Katy, displaying indifference, shrugs her shoulders, 'Sure, twiggy-bitch, I'll be there!'
Katy leaves, and Karlie and Taylor quickly lie in each other's arms again.
'Darling?' Taylor whispers, between two gentle kisses, their lips barely meeting.
'What?'
'Are you sure...?'
- 'Sure of...what? That I wanna fight that bitch? Of course I am, my princess!'
Taylor, her arms around Karlie's shoulders, licks Karlie's lips, letting her tongue slide across them only quickly, and Karlie responds letting her tongue meet Taylor's. Both women beginning to breathe harder, their glistening tongues swirl around each other before Taylor lets out a moan of pleasure and allows herself to go slightly limp in the tall woman's arms holding her.
'Sweetie', she explains to Karlie, 'I meant - are you sure you...can...fight her?'Karlie Kloss:
22years, 6'1", 57 kg, cup BKaty Perry:
30 years, 5'7", 59 kg, cup D
