Good evening ladies and gentlemen (if there are any around here) and if not, good evening to all the Free Catfight Forum regulars. Welcome to Big Mike’s Centerfold Lounge, the place with the hottest women and coldest beer in town. The place where hot girls drink for free and guys pay double.
Tonight in the VIP room we have a very, VERY special treat for you. Tensions between Jessica and Sherri have been building since they first laid eyes on each other. And if anyone is wondering, their stats are so close that they aren't even worth mentioning.
Jessica got into town at the beginning of party season. She's hot, she knows it, and she doesn't mind flaunting it. No, she LOVES to flaunt it. She loves to make a grand entrance to a party capturing the attention of men and women alike. She thrives on being the center of attention.
Sherri blew into town a few days after Jessica. Sherri and Jessica are so much alike it's frightening. Sherri likes her grand entrances too and she enters with outfits that leave about nothing to the imagination. Each started to try to upstage the others entrance. More revealing gowns, more... Well you get the idea.
It came to a head the other night. They showed up at the same time. They glared at each other and if looks could kill they would both be dead. Throughout the night they managed to "accidentally" bump into each other time after time. Each time was more obviously NOT accidental than the last. I finally had to break them up.
Which brings us to this....
Jessica and Sherri agreed to meet in the VIP room in their favorite gowns for a NO RULES, NO QUARTER, BITCH FIGHT. These women hate each others guts and will do anything to win this fight tonight.
Pick your favorite! Any comments you have about how either of these ladies might win or why you think they would win are most welcome.
THE BAR IS OPEN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
