This group of fights seemed to feature all blonde or redhead vs brunettes unless you consider Diana Rigg a redhead. I end up with the final score being blondes/redheads 4 and brunettes (+Diana Rigg) 4 as follows:
Barbara Eden against Joan Collins: The genie somehow works her magic to overcome the very nasty bitch. Joan attacks relentlessly with her sharp claws but Barbara shows that she can claw and scratch with the best of them as Joan brings out the worst in her. Barbara surprises Joan in an upset win.
Stella Stevens against Gina Lollobrigida: The hot blooded Italian takes this one in a long, close fight. Stella has done well so far so by record she should be favored. But Gina is desperate for a good win to get back in the running. She comes out of the gate in a whirlwind of firey of kicks, slaps, hair pulling, and gouging. Stella is forced on the defensive right from the start and never recovers.
Mamie Van Doren against Jeanne Crain: Mamie is a B-Movie queen. She knows how to get in there and mix it up. Jeanne is just too nice for her own good. Mamie drags the sweet Jeanne all over the place by her hair. Then strips her nude and laughs over her body.
Ursula Andress against Jane Russell: Jane is a big, tough brunette with the breasts to smother Ursula. Ursula is the first, and some say the best, Bond girl. Ursula avoids being pinned by Jane or smothered by her breasts until she wears the older Jane down. Then Ursula’s very powerful legs crush Jane’s head as Jane screams out her surrender.
Joi Lansing against Diana Rigg: “Mrs. Peel” tosses Joi Lansing around like a rag doll. Joi comes out with her claws extended but Diana uses her martial arts knowledge to turn Joi’s attacks against her. Besides Joi’s tight fitting dress is to restrictive compared to Dian’s billowing dress – that is until Diana rips her dress rip off her. Diana teaches Joi a lesson in how to dress properly for a fight.
Sophia Loren against Rita Hayworth: Sophia is motivated to prove that she is the hottest, fieriest and toughest Italian Sex Symbol. Even if Rita could match up physically with Sophia there is no way she cold match Sophia’s ferociousness in this fight. As it is, Sophia has 18 pounds, two inches, and lots of muscle on Rita. She easily throws Rita into the pool then tortures her with dunkings until Rita is convinced she will be drowned. Rita can only single her submission with a weak hand wave out of the water.
Mitzi Gaynor against Elizabeth Taylor: Elizabeth comes out showing the temper exhibited by her in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf.” Unfortunately Mitzi has too much physical ability for her. Mitzi ends up dancing circles around her with those strong dancer’s legs. Mitzi ends up singing “I’m Gonna Wash this Bitch Right Out of my Hair” as she thwarts Elizabeth’s initial onslaught to take control.
Claudia Cardinale against Tina Louise: Claudia is not about to let Sophia claim the title of the hottest, toughest, most fiery Italian. Tina may be a redhead but Claudia has the ferociousness to match any redhead. Tina has been able to use her size against others but Claudia is even a little bigger than her. Red hair will be strewn all over as Claudia sets out to show Sophia who can win by more.
