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Taylor Swift vs Cristina Cordula

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Taylor Swift vs Cristina Cordula
« on: August 11, 2015, 11:16:25 AM »
After Taylor Swift has recovered from the beating she got in the ring when facing the young giantess Jessica Pardoe, who stands a whole foot taller than her, she now has a new opponent, hoping that this time she will be the triumphant winner conquering and humiliating her rival.
Cristina Cordula, model and  fashion critique, told the press she thinks that Taylor's dress sense was 'not something remarkable but rather something remarkably mediocre'.
Infuriated by Cristina's criticism of her appearance, Taylor has now challenged Cristina to a fight.
Taylor had followed how Cristina dared to ridicule Katy Perry for one of her outfits before and how that resulted in that lady mercilessly beating up Cristina in a ring fight.  
Taylor, now having been targeted by Cristina in her fashion column and on various social sites on the Internet, is convinced that Cristina will suffer more humiliation in the forthcoming fight at her own hands.

Taylor Swift: 'It will be the first time I'll put one of those damn bitches in her place. That sad old fashion has-been needs her arrogance thrashed out of her. I'm the woman to do it! I'll show the world that not every whore can make me a laughing stock to my fans! - Cristina, you will regret messing with me!'

Cristina Cordula: 'Really? That talent free pop whore who looks like a wire coat hanger? I'll fold her like a napkin and stuff her in my purse, to blow my nose in her later! I'll kick her through the ring like an empty can. - Well, sorry, you undernourished joke of a girl, I'll make you  e x a c t l y  a laughing stock to your fans. ... Does she even have a period? Hahaha...'


Cristina Cordula: 50 years, 5'9"

Taylor Swift: 25 years, 5'10"
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 11:28:32 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Taylor Swift vs Cristina Cordula
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2015, 11:31:04 AM »
Above: Cristina Cordula

Below: Taylor Swift
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 11:38:10 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Taylor Swift vs Cristina Cordula
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2015, 11:40:38 AM »
Cristina and Taylor: A furious fight between two angry women who have come to hate each other with bitter passion.
Who looks better though while modeling outfits?
 
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 11:42:40 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Taylor Swift vs Cristina Cordula
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2015, 11:46:13 AM »
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Re: Taylor Swift vs Cristina Cordula
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2015, 04:28:06 PM »
Taylor wins this without much trouble.

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Re: Taylor Swift vs Cristina Cordula
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2015, 07:59:36 PM »
acerbic wit and acid-tongue....Cristina Cordula has been forced to defend her opinions before against "outraged" models and clothing designers. Tay-tay shouldn't prove any more daunting a task then those who tried (and failed) before!!

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Re: Taylor Swift vs Cristina Cordula
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2015, 01:00:57 AM »
acerbic wit and acid-tongue....Cristina Cordula has been forced to defend her opinions before against "outraged" models and clothing designers. Tay-tay shouldn't prove any more daunting a task then those who tried (and failed) before!!
Difficult for me to follow all that as Cristina communicates in French only, but I could make out enough from the public reactions IRL when Cristina didn't like Katy Perry's dress that a lot of the French speaking replies to her were actually on Katy's side. (Says a lot!)
Also IRL, Katy never reacted at all, and probably doesn't even know about Cristina existing - but personally, even as a great KP fan it just made me laugh a lot, quite the contrary of 'outraged'  :D Cristina seems a very nice person and only criticizes a dress here and there, not the actual people's personal characteristics, and making a big deal of that IRL seems rather ludicrous to me.

Back to the fantasy, let these two tear each other to bits on free cat fight though, hahaha!  

(Also, amazing how Cristina suddenly caught up with Taylor, at the time she's suddenly at least in a stalemate with her instead of getting kicked around)
« Last Edit: August 13, 2015, 01:08:15 AM by herboyfriend »
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