Taylor Swift has, as she's been known to do on numerous occasions, taken offence at another woman's activities again.
Sassy Spanish model Sita Abellán posted a slightly ambiguous comment relating to Taylor's photo shoot for Rolling Stone magazine in which she talked about 'beanstalks doing it half better'.
Taylor, nettled and slightly confused about the comment's possible ways of interpretation, messaged Sita directly, saying 'Little girl, how do you manage throwing this much shade with a stick-thin body like yours?'
Sita laughed, and messaged back, 'Oh, forgot to take the humour pill for the morning?
Taylor seemed to have, indeed, for now she upped the aggressiveness in her tone and replied to Sita, 'Boobless little goat!'
This really did hit a nerve with Sita: her bra size of virtually less than an A cup is one thing she can be verbally slapped in the face with; while she doesn't mind too much the slight build of her body generally a comment on her practically tit-less chest never goes down well with her. Sita is forced to wear at least a tiny bikini top when posting pictures of herself on some social media; apart from that, to her regret, she bodily doesn't need one.
Furious about the singer's targeting her most sensitive point, she answered Taylor's ridicule with 'Look who's talking, you scrawny scarecrow! Shut up before I break your puny arms!'
After this exchange, the two skinny young women didn't miss an opportunity to insult each other for a number of weeks until Taylor finally challenged Sita to fight her, '...so I'll once and for all settle things between you and me, and make you shut your filthy mouth!'
- Sita opinionated on that, 'You must be pretty deranged if you think you're capable of fighting me, you talentless celebrity whore. But let it be so, I'm gonna have a wrestling match with you in the ring, and I'll make you sorry for everything you said, you impertinent retarded country pumpkin.'
Taylor felt like pouncing on the model to scratch her eyes out; however, both ladies had to wait until the day when they were scheduled by media management to meet in a ring and clash body on body and do to each other whatever they could - ripping out each other's hair by the roots, slapping faces, entangling arms and legs, and punching each other's jaws or solar plexus...like two wildcats, Sita and Taylor now will compete woman against woman in this fight of skinny model vs skinny singer...
Sita about her upcoming fight with Taylor: 'Doesn't she know what a pathetic, useless bitch she'll be in a fight? I'm going to tear her hollow head completely bald with my bare hands, I'm going to fuck her up big style.'
Taylor believes her sassy skeletal opponent will be a mere plaything for her: 'Shes in for something bad, really bad. I'll break every little bone of hers, she's nothing but an already broken twig to me.'
Taylor Swift: 25 years, 5'10", cup B
Sita Abellán: 22 years, 5'7", cup 0, below A