[Glamour Fights]

I came across the two pictures below when I was searching for some good celebrity daisy duke images. I immediately though of the intense rivalry and hatred of Lindsay and Jessica for each other. Rumors had it that Lindsay threatened Jessica at a club and made her cry. Rumors also had it that Jessica threatened to come over and beat up Lindsay. Lindsay says Jessica is a chickenshit and afraid of her unless she has her sister for protection. She will beat her up if they ever get alone. Jessica retorts that Lindsay is a bully and a bragger but can't back up her words. If they even met alone she would tear Lindsay's ugly hair out and scratch her eyes out.

So we arranged a private meeting in a large apartment to settle the score once in for all. Who will be the last one standing in what should be a most vicious, hard fought catfight with no rules?

Lindsay Lohan	Jessica Simpson
Age: 23 years	Age: 29 years
Height : 5'4½" (164cm)	Height : 5'3½" (161cm)
Weight*: 115-130 lbs (52-60 kg)	Weight*: 108-145 lbs (49-66 kg/color]
Stats*: (35-37)D-(23-26)-(32-36)	Stats*: (34-38)D-(24-29)-(34-39)/color]

Weights^*: I have given the range of weights given publicly. Wouldn't want to specific the weights of these zoftig women for fear of being beaten up. But if I had to guess I would say Lindsay is between 125-130 lbs and Jessica is 130 - 135 pounds.

Stats^*: Again I would venture a guess that Lindsay is at her max stats. Lindsay is said to have been a B-cup and then a D-cup (after surgery). It is clear she is a D cup in the picture.  I would guess that Jessica is about the same size around the chest as Lindsay or just a tad smaller. I would guess she is a ½" to 1" bigger in the waist and hips. But those are just my takes from the images. You make up your own mind.

[petelv]

I voted for Jessica.

pete

[Fandango]

Jessica looks like she had stronger legs than Lindsay, perhaps this is an solid advantage- I bet on Jessica!

[petelv]

Jessica is winning by 5 votes.

pete

[Glamour Fights]

Every once in awhile I do a poll where the results are completely unexpected by me. Although Jessica is my sentimental favorite I figured this would be a close fight with Lindsay having the edge with the voters. I figured Lindsay would be the favorite because she seems so much more aggressive, meaner, and more likely to use dirty, sneaky tactics. Usually such a woman wins a catfight unless the other is much bigger and stronger. Both are similar in size although Jessica does seem to have the more powerful thighs. This fact seems to be what most commenters based their choice on. So instead of what I thought would happen, Jessica is cleaning up on Lindsay and knocking her on her ass every time she gets up. Perhaps the voters are also influenced by the suffering Lindsay's body has taken from alcohol and drug abuse.