After her arrival in Cuba where Katy Perry and her troupe were to play a unique concert she was well received by the media. One national TV company, CBS (Cuban Broadcast Satellite) invited Katy to a talk show in which she was, amongst several activities, expected to answer questions from viewers via Skype. Katy was happy to participate in the show and arrived almost not late at the venue where the event was held for a live audience in the studio. The questions posed were, initially, the usual ones: What is Katy's natural hair color, what is it like to be famous, does she write many of her songs herself, and how does one become a famous pop star -?.
Things only took a turn when porn star Angelina Castro called in and brought up a sensitive issue...
The big boobs star approached Katy aggressively when she reminded her of an incident in which the Californian Gurl spoke flippantly and, in the opinion of many women who felt addressed by her, insultingly about 'plus size models', indicating they should 'get their act together and change their eating habits'. (*)
'How do you feel about that today, and what have you got to say for yourself, little skinny pop princess?' she asked.
Katy, visibly perturbed, whispered to the host of the show, 'Who is that chick??'
'Who am I?' said Angelina who had overheard Katy's question on the side, 'Amidst all the stupid fans who treated you like some kind of super-goddess since you dragged your skinny bum into this country, I guess I'm perhaps the only woman here who tells you the truth about yourself - you're an untalented, stupid cow who should better have stayed in California! And every one of the girls in the world you insulted would easily lift you up and throw you into a garbage container where you belong!'
Katy had gone white in her face while listening to the woman's rant sitting in her seat in the TV studio, and then she fired back at the unknown girl at the other end, 'Well, that's quite an opinionated brat we've got here, isn't it? Now, let me just tell you one thing here, okay?! - I presume you're one of the plus size models I was talking about, when was it, like, ten years ago, and you still hold a grudge against me for that? Wow, get a life, you pathetic woman, I've got nothing more to say about that! And about lifting me up and throwing me in the garbage? - Okay, how about you come and try me instead of threatening me from behind a laptop? I bet I'd be able to handle you!'
The call was cut off, but the host then asked Katy, 'What if she takes you up on it and comes to challenge you physically, actually and face to face? You're not familiar with Angelina but we here all know her, and she's not one to hold back her anger in any way.'
'Well, I don't know that funny chick but they're usually the ones who end up getting their bum whipped, those aggressive ones, they're all big mouth and no guns,' was Katy's reply.
'Guns?' the host asked, not understanding.
'Yes, guns, well - here, in your arms!' Katy explained, raising her arms and flexing her biceps in her sleeveless dress.
'I see - but I should tell you that Angelina is a cup H model who weighs quite a few more pounds than you. Maybe a fight between her and you would be a hot thing to watch though!'
Katy, slightly irritated at Angelina's bra size revealed to her, jutted out her bust and announced confidently, 'A size H? Okay, my girls may only be a cup D, but I can assure you - and Angelina - that they're firm and strong, and in better shape than most huge breasted girls' titties are!'
While the show continued, Angelina Castro, now increasingly angry and determined to settle her self-created feud with Katy Perry, called the TV studio again and made a proposition - she wanted to wrestle Katy, and the event to be televised.
That request - in the way it was brought forward by Angelina being rather a demand - was related to Katy who for a moment was taken by surprise. 'She said that? A wrestling match with me, on a mat, on TV?'
'That's what the lady was asking for,' the host confirmed to Katy, 'she wants to fight you here in the studio - and, to be honest, it would make a good show.'
Katy sat there for a few seconds with her lips pressed together, then she said, 'Alright! If that's what that dumb bitch wants then let her come here and fight me! I'm not afraid of her! But I'll teach her a lesson from which she'll learn that I can say what I want and no stupid brat like her is ever going to stop me.'
'She wants us to know something else. The fight should be spiced up by being a real win or lose contest between you - She promises to give up her modelling career if you win the wrestling match, Katy, but if you lose you've got to do your upcoming concert for free, and refund all the tickets which have been sold for it!'
Katy didn't hesitate for long before agreeing to the proposed loser's forfeits of the fight, too - and with the greatest confidence she now, two weeks after the show, returns to the TV studio to face Angelina on the wrestling mat...
(*) Katy's trash talk about plus size models is part of my weird fantasies, don't waste your time googling it.)
Angelina Castro: 31 years, 5'8", 71 kg, cup H
Katy Perry: 31 years, 5'7", 59 kg, cup D
