It was a chance meeting ... Lois Lane on a guest speaking tour.
During her talks, again, and again. She mentions how New York's hero Spider man. Happens to be so inferior, to her home towns Superman.
After enough verbal bashing of her main squeeze. Mary Jane begins firing back.
They start moving closer, and words turn into shoving, then slaps.
Before anyone realizes how heated it has become. Clothing, and hair are ripped, and torn.
The catfight is on!!
Which lovely lady wins?