Usual rules:
1. No resemblance to any person is intended or should be implied.
2. This is fantasy – any issues, please tell me.
Glastonbury is the biggest music festival in the UK. All manner of performing talents are booked. There's a wide range of ages and styles. It's such a huge event that the various stages can provide a platform for every sort of women who is making their way in the rough, tough, sometimes violent music business.
A good buddy on FCF suggested to me that backstage at Glasto – away from the massive and, frankly, unwashed crowds - there might be a large tent in which a number of the celebs who are performing or attending might release some of their, eh, creative tension by working out which of them is the alpha queen bitch of the festival.
The women in this poll are based on the lineup for each day of the festival. With the addition of some of the BBC presenters who are shagging, sorry, hanging their way around the visitors.
So over the next three days of the Glastonbury Festival there will be one poll on Friday, Saturday and on Sunday. Four celebs will fight it out each day. If I have the inclination I'll do a final post on Monday to decide the ultimate winner.
The competitors over the weekend will be:
But they will be posted four at at time. A 24 hour poll for each day. Four fighters each day in a free-for-all four step in in, one leaves NHB confrontation. You will see the first post tomorrow, Friday…
