Even in Scotland the weather is sunny and warm just now

so it got me thinking about bikinis and pools.
These two women have arrived early at a pool party and it hasn't taken long for them to start arguing over the man who is holding the party.
Both women have slept with him before and this isn't their first argument about him.
It is the first time they have not had their friends to stop them catfighting and when they go for each others hair the host just takes a seat and watches.
Which of the women will win this long awaited nasty catfight?
Thanks everyone
