Katy Perry has been in high spirits. Most recently, she enjoyed another indirect victory over awe inspiring Wendy Williams who at one time subjected her, in a fight on the wrestling mat, to degrading procedures during her popular talk show which Katy eventually left beaten and ridiculed. Later, Katy contrived a wrestling match between the giantess Lindsay Hayward and Wendy - a fight which not surprisingly proved Wendy's downfall. Shortly afterwards, Katy sought to have Wendy humiliated again, this time through volleyball player Ekaterina Gamova who is almost as enormously tall as Lindsay.
Prior to that fight, Wendy and Katy had an argument over the phone which Wendy won. The witty and viscous talk show host left the Californian Gurl ending the call in bitter tears of frustration over Wendy's hurtful stabs at all of Katy's most sensitive issues. However, Wendy's triumph did not last for long - shortly afterwards, Katy watched with glee as Ekaterina took her apart on her own television show just like Lindsay had done before her.
Wendy Williams is now the one woman who is truly frustrated. While experience has confirmed her claims that she can put Katy over her lap to administer a spanking to her anytime effortlessly as well as winning every verbal fight with her, her IQ apparently besting Katy's, she seems helpless confronted with Katy sending one female fighting machine after the other to her to have her defeated physically in her place. Staying clear of the topic 'Perry' in public, she now licks her wounds in private, secretly waiting for an opportunity to take her revenge on her.
Meanwhile, it has been announced that Katy will cohost a fashion gala very shortly, and while Wendy has done everything behind closed doors to sabotage Katy's schedule for that public appearance her efforts have been fruitless so far.
Katy, however, has another rival, and a more obvious one, concerning the gala.
Model Daisy Lowe would have loved to be in the coveted position of cohosting the fashion show and gala for which Katy has secured her place and has not been hesitant to voice her displeasure about the organisers' choice in public. During an interview for FabGirl magazine, she went as far as to claim that she was 'something like Katy Perry but, after all, better'.
Katy, while being urged by her fans on social media to 'shut the bitch up', elegantly ignored Daisy's complaints and refused to comment on them, but one day Daisy finally managed to fire a dart at Katy which made the pop princess roar like a lioness. Daisy posted on Twitter: 'Even Taylor Swift would have been a better option for the gala. That girl at least sells albums. Not Katy though. Spill the truth'. Katy can take a punch without flinching, but having Taylor Swift's superior commercial success - which buries Katy's every time she and Taylor release a pop album - rubbed in her face doesn't fail to make her stand up for herself, and confront any rival challenging her.
She approached Daisy not lacking aggression. In a tweet directed at the model, she ranted, 'Jealous bitches pull out all stops again?'
Daisy commented with a plain 'Wanna fight?'
Not in a tweet but now in a private message to Daisy, Katy replied promptly, 'You bet, media whore!'
The two women are now bound to confront each other in the ring, just as only shortly after their social media spat they agreed, for a wrestling match to test their strength and settle their quarrel in a fight after which one winning woman will gloat over her defeated rival.
Katy arrives in her pink boxing shorts and black bra top, looking up at the taller woman with a glance which would kill Daisy if looks could do so, while Daisy has entered the ring wearing a black nylon swimsuit, and gazing menacingly at the angry pop princess.
Under the applause of their audience, the women flex their biceps and abs, vying with each other for displaying the better toned muscles.
...And the contest between Daisy and Katy begins...
Daisy Lowe: 27 years, 5'10, 61 kg, cup C
Katy Perry: 31 years, 5'7", 59 kg, cup D
