Day 3
Welcome to Day 3 of the Queen of the Beach tournament!
Recapping another action packed Day 2 saw Jessica Simpson obliterated by Kim Kardashian
Abigail Ratchford send Salma Hayak to the retirement beach
Lindsay Pelas surprise and outlast Nikki Minaj
And finally, Kylie Jenner proved Queen Beyonce was no Queen of the Beach…
More to come today!
Brooklyn Decker Vs Eva Green
The gathered crowd eagerly awaited a matchup of true contrasts. Brooklyn Decker entered the sandy arena in her iconic yellow bikini, dropping jaws from all corners of the beach. Not to be out done the dark haired Eva Green followed in a devilish black ensemble that made her look like the wicked witch of the beach.
Both women stood near equal in height and bust, however Decker could claim a slight advantage in both categories. Brooklyn was a chic dark horse pick by many showed observers , her natural athleticism combined with her god given assets made her a real threat to wear the crown on the tournaments last day in the eyes of many. Eva may not have had her name penciled in the end of many brackets , but she was known to be mean as they come and a big fan of post fight theatrics much to the fear of Brooklyns many fans.
RD1 was as tentative as any in the tournament so far. Brooklyn spend a majority of the action in a defensive mode, not landing much offense but not allowing much to get through either.Eva was as aggressive as predicted but grew easily frustrated with the blondes almost expert defensive tactics. However at the tail end of the set the black haired beauty was successful in forcing the supermodel into a corner and landed some sturdy shots to Deckers prime time jugs. Brooklyn covered herself as the bell rang , clearly disappointed she allowed RD1 to slip away.
RD2 Saw an energized blonde bombshell flip the script on her over energized opponent. Eva looked to continue her success from the end of the past round but could not touch Brooklyn. Green found her self on the sand when Decker dodged a haymaker right. Evan squirmed as Brooklyn worked her like a seasoned pro. Decker put on a clinic of holds before locking in a textbook camel clutch in the center of the white sand ring.
Eva screamed in agony as Decker layed on the small of her back and wrenched her chin back, she could feel the blondes heaving tits against the back of her head as she writhed trying to find a way out of the devastating hold. Finally it was too much for the former bond girl…”i Quit” she groaned in a disappointed embarrassed voice.
Decker mercifully released the hold, let loose a million dollar smile and gladly took a well-earned spot in RD2.
Lucy Pinder vs Alice Goodwin
A battle of British lassies was next on the docket as Lucy Pinder took on Alice Goodwin. Lucy, a longtime stalwart on the scene was, at 33 yo, still in her prime but with nearly decade of experience battling in the ring. Pinder nearly busted out of her red, white, and blue Union Jack bikini as she waved to the cheering crowd while awaiting Alice's introduction.
Alice Goodwin didn't have the big name brand identification of her busty rival, but to those in the know she was considered a sleeping giant ready to explode in the big bust scene. Casual observers were surprised the relative newcomer was highly ranked among the odds-on favorites to win the tournament.
Sharp bettors knew all about Goodwin's recent successes as she tore through Europe on a pre-tournament tour. There were rumors she'd retired Gemma Atkinson, herself someone many had expected to see here. Dressed in a simple black bikini At 5’8 with a 'weapons grade' 32E bosom, Goodwin was a slight favorite over the storied - but considerably smaller - Lucy Pinder.
As expected from a veteran, Lucy opened RD1 showing no fear of the bigger woman. She ran straight to her fellow Brit and they slammed together in the corner so hard it shook the turnbuckle loose in the sand. The crowd was on their feet as the two struggled for control. Lucy couldn't pin Goodwin when she got her down and soon found herself trapped in a corner with Goodwin on top of her. UHHHHHHHHHH Lucy gasped as Goodwin pumped a heavy fist into her belly and Pinder must've wondered if she'd ever been hit so hard in her career. Only seconds later, the question became moot when Alice unloaded a bikini busting combo of lefts and rights square into Lucy's red, white, and blue top that shot Lucy's right boob from its protective cup as her eyes rolled back from the overwhelming pain.
The crowd was stunned into a concerned silence as it became clear Goodwin had no intention of easing up on the shattered woman. Pinder had no idea of where she was when Alice draped her limp arms over the corner ropes. Goodwin smiled devilishly as she admired her handiwork in so quickly dismantling the famed British fighter. Alice climbed the turnbuckle above Pinder, pulled her hair back and then leaned over to smother Lucy into oblivion in the corner of the ring.
The bell ring and the match was mercifully over as Alice Goodwin had handed Lucy Pinder the most authoritative beating of her decorated career and announced to the world she was coming for the crown.
Winner: Alice Goodwin, RD1, KO, Breast Smother
Social media lit up after the match had gone off the air to commercial. Videos from the crowd showed various shots of Goodwin humiliating the proud Pinder before being pulled off the beaten woman by Tournament officials. One of the clearer videos went viral showing Goodwin displaying Pinders tattered Union Jack bikini before tossing it in the face of a poor fan holding a Brooklyn Decker sign.
“Tell your girl Brooklyn that whatever ends up left of her famous little yellow bikini will be property of Alice Goodwin”
Many critics are calling for fines or punishment for Goodwins lewd and hostile behavior.
Stephanie Mcmahon vs Katy Perry
The next match featured ìThe Billion Dollar Pro-wrestling Princes Stephanie McMahon taking on Pop Princess Katy Perry. On paper insiders pegged this as the one fight with the best chance of being the best in the first round.î And as Katy and Steph stood nearly eye-to-eye that seemed to be the case because any height advantage McMahon enjoyed looked negligible. Their juggs were almost dead even as well with Katy thought to be a 32D while the self-styled 'experts' had Stephanie guesstimated as about a 34D.
Stephanie had a big advantage training with her husband HHH, but she also was giving almost a decade in age at 40 yo. Most prognosticators figured the longer Katy could drag out the match, the better her chances of wearing down the older woman for her 'Perry Smother.'
Katy wore a delicious candy-striped red/white bikini while Stephanie fully embraced her heel reputation being decked out in all black leather. It was instantly clear who the more popular woman was, as well as the most intimidating - and they weren't the same woman according to the reaction of the ringside viewers who didn't hesitate to make their loyalties known.
RD1 Katys California Dream quickly turned to nightmare at the hands of the Billion Dollar Princess. McMahon's strategy to explode into the pop star with a blind fury seemed to be one that would be unsustainable for an entire 3 round fight. But Perry was unprepared for the violent onslaught and was blocked and knocked tits-first from pillar to post. McMahon barely allowed Perry to take a breath as she pounded her bikini top, her tummy, her face and then her bikini top once again with a series of brutal bludgeoning blows.
The crowd gasped from the sheer force if Steph's offensive output that left Katy dazed and confused as the black clad bitch grabbed her hair and swung her around in the air before letting go to send Perry crashing tits down in the white sand of the ring.
Stephanie stalked her wounded prey like a grinning tiger as Katy slowly got to her haunches too slowly and too late to prevent Stephanie from scissoring her head between her thighs. After McMahon hooked Katy's weakly flapping arms, Stephanie smiled for the cameras then delivered a picture perfect Pedigree Piledriver that would've made HHH proud.
Katy was out like a light, her boobs planted a foot deep in the soft sand. Steph kicked her unconscious opponent over to reveal two D-cup indentations in the sand before she planted her foot on Katy's chest, flattening her beaten rack.
After the unnecessary, but obligatory, 1.2..3 by the referee, Stephanie McMahon had announced her presence with AUTHORITY.
WINNER: Stephanie McMahon, RD1, Pinfall
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Ariel Winter vs. Alexandra Daddario
Most of the crowd for this fight didn't come to see a famous celebrity, instead they came mainly out of curiosity about two (relative) unknowns. Daddario had yet to earn a reputation as a fighter, but her film career received a big boost when she was cast in Baywatch and smart bettors couldn't help but notice her athletic 5’8 frame and absolutely stacked bust.
Winter, on the other hand, was only a name bandied about on blogs, and fanboy sites. Now that Winter was of legal age everyone had to see what the fuss was about.
Despite her 12 year career in front of the camera, Winter looked unexpectedly jittery getting to the ring and almost tripped over the bottom rope entering it. Not surprising, given this is her first public fight although rumors of an on set or two) have circulated since the announcement she'd accepted an invite to Queen of the Beach.
Rd 1 Alexandra pushing Ariel around as Winter has trouble with her footing in the soft sand, falling several times as she tries to elude Alexandra's grasping hands plucking at her suit. Twice Daddario manages to pull down Ariel's top, exposing her pale breasts, both time Winter reflexively covers them with her hands, leaving her belly exposed for Alexandra to target with punches, kicks, knees. But then Alex backs off and gives Winter time to adjust her suit, blushing furiously as she does. It's all play for Alexandra Daddario who quickly realizes she can do pretty much anything she wants to Winter who looks totally lost in the ring.
Rd 2 more Daddario bullying the young teenager, adding some playful spanks that land with a SMACK on jiggling buttocks (sounding anything BUT 'playful'). After wrestling Ariel down, Daddario unties Winter's top, forcing her to attempt to wrestle with one hand holding her top in place, the other slapping helplessly at Alexandra's fingers plucking at her fleshy bosom like a baby bird with a worm. By the end of round two, Winter's face blushing bright red, her cheeks streaked with tears of humiliation as Alexandra wraps her in a bearhug, trapping her hands between their chests, At the bell, when Daddario finally releases her, Ariel stumbles to her corner and falls onto her stool, then bursts into tears, sobbing on the shoulder of her mother/coach.
Ariel Winter proves she's simply too young, too naive, too inexperienced - and not anywhere close to being in the condition she has be in if she wants to compete with the likes of Alexandra Daddario...not to mention the top tier women like Upton, Decker, Matsugane, Mckinney et. al.
Winner: Alexandra Daddario, Rd 2, TKO, Submission (Winter quits on her stool)
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Day 3 Comes to a close setting up a thrilling bracket for Round 2!
Brooklyn Decker and Alice Goodwin will put their bikinis on the line!
Alexandra Daddrio looks to put down the big bad Stephanie McMahon!
Big thanks to Ginny38 for all the help
