h/t Ginny38
Abigail Ratchford vs Kylie Jenner
Abigail Ratchford was a prohibitive favorite going into this fight. She's the 'big girl' and is highly motivated after several events yesterday that left her seething. First, her body took a beating from Kim Kardashian who targeted her bosom in their fight. She beat rule-bending bad girl but the rough, tough, no quarter, fight left Ms. Ratchford's prize rack black and blue. Then she was attacked in her changing tent afterward and told everyone she knew it was the Kardashian's who'd attacked and beat her; but under police question she later admitted she hadn't seen her attackers faces. The authorities were powerless to do more than question the Kardashian Klan and, after confirming their alibis, release them.
And finally, while Ratchford was being treated for her injuries, her ìclose friendLindsey Pelas suffered a 2 on 1 beatdown at the hands of Kim Kardashian's half-sister, Kylie Jenner - with several instances of blatant interference by Kim; doubtlessly venting her frustration over her loss to Pelas' friend Ratchford. Kardashian (according to tweets from the Pelas-Ratchford entourage) took out her frustrations on Linds.Whatever the reason for the Jenner-Kardashian double-team, Pelas ended up spending the night in the hospital with Ratchford at her bedside. No one doubts Abigail feels she's earned the right to give Jenner payback for both her own - and Lindsey's - aches and pains!
Compared to others who've already made it to the third round, Kylie Jenner had a relatively smooth and uneventful trip. Her win over Beyonce was considered a mild upset since Beyonce, in the last several years, has rarely seen a ring, let alone been in one; certainly not like back in her wild child single singer days. 'Momma Beyonce' doesn't strike fear into opponents the way she used to and is now more or less an afterthought on the celebrity fight circuit. Jenner's second opponent, Lindsey Pelas, turned out to be 'all boobs and no battle' as they might say down Texas way. She cuts an impressive figure in a bikini, but the tiny blond lacks the height or heft to stand up to Jenner - even without Kim's interference.
Ratchford didn't have much trouble disposing of too small, too old, Salma Hayek, but she took her life (and her bust) in her hands when she ran into a buzz saw (Kim Kardashian). Abigail won the fight, but it cost her a badly bruised and battered body, particularly her bust - which everyone expects to be the focus of Kylie Jenner's attack just as Lindsey Pelas' was for Kylie (and Abigail's was for Kylie's sibling Kim). Whatever happens over the next few minutes, it's a given that Abigail Ratchford's rack will endure more indignity before Kylie's done with it...and her!
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After the break to smooth the sand in the ring, the crowd's still buzzing about the sensational and unexpected way Matsugane-Upton ended as Kylie Jenner's announced. When she appears accompanied by half-sister Kim Kardashian, the crowd starts to boo, jeer and made rude comments about them and their family. Kylie tries to ignore it, but Kim's already hyped up and as soon as she gets to the ring, she peels off from Kylie to confront the referee, Charlize Theron who was brought in specifically to maintain order after organizers got numerous complaints about Kim interfering in the Pelas-Jenner bout!
Flaunting her heavyweight hooters, Kim jabs Theron in one of her, far less impressive, perky little boobs as she's making a point. Red-faced, Theron struggles to maintain her temper - knowing Kim's just trying to get her replaced as the referee by one of the two alternates (Paris Hilton & Carmen Electra) two of Kardashian's many show-biz friends! Theron turns and walks away redfaced but as soon as her back's turned, Kim gives her the finger - drawing approving cheers from Kylie's corner of the ring where her family is seated under a large sun shade.
Next Abigail Ratchford is introduced and at least 80% of the crowd stands to cheer, leaving no doubt who's their favorite. But there's action even before women reach the ring as Ratchford attacks Kim Kardashian, grabbing her hair and throwing her to the sand! Apparently, Abigail's not going to let bygones be bygones after Kim savaged her rack yesterday. Ratchford gets in several good shots before Kylie jumps in to help Kim and all three roll around in the sand, kneeing, elbowing and punching until Theron and four security men can separate them. As Kim starts for Kylie's corner, Theron takes her aside to warn her and Kim raises her hand in the Oscar-winning actresses face, then flips her the bird, again! The crowd eats it up, of course because Theron's powerless to do anything about it...yet!
Rd 1 opens with the still-seething Ratchford attacking Kylie Jenner with both fists. Jenner frantically ducks, then runs, unafraid of looking like a coward when her alternative is being hammered by the angry, taller, bustier, more experienced, Scranton, PA beauty! After missing (badly) with several wild right hands, Abigail stops chasing the more nimble, smaller, woman and challenges Kylie to stop running and face me. Kylie smirks and just sticks out her tongue, further angering the already red-faced brunette. After Kylie steps forward and raises her hands, Abigail puts up her fists, but when she steps forward, Kylie kicks sand in her face. Briefly blinded, Abigail rushes forward, arms groping for Kylie, but Jenner has already moved away and when Ratchford blunders blindly into the ropes in Jenner's corner, Kim Kardashian knees her in the belly!
Abigail has the wind knocked out of her as she doubles over the semi-slack ropes. Kim grabs two handfuls of Ratchford's hair and sits down, choking Abigail as her throat is pulled down on the top rope. Theron moves toward Kim to order a break, but Kylie hip checks her out of the way as she charges Ratchford from behind and hammers her in the kidney's several times. Theron, bumped into the side ropes, takes a moment to get her feet back under her, long enough for Kylie to punch Abigail five or six times, then Kylie knees Ratchford's thighs a couple of times while Theron is trying to pry Kim's hands out of Abigail's hair.
When Kim finally lets go, Abigail drops to her knees, gasping and trying to gulp air as Kardashian and Theron yell at one another over the ropes. Behind Theron's back, Kylie sneaks up behind Abigail, wraps her arms around Ratchford's neck, clamps down and then and sits, pulling Abigail back over her raised knees into a Rear Naked Choke. Abigail's face is red as she helplessly waves her arms and kicks her feet, sending sand flying. Theron, finally alerted by the crowd to what's happening behind her, turns around and starts to count over Kylie, forcing her to release the choke. As Ratchford drops on her back, Kylie gets up and stomps on her chest before she's pushed away by the referee!
Abigail struggles to her hands and knees, then sits back on her haunches massaging her throat while Theron buys her some extra time by warning Kim and Kylie again. Abigail's upright when Charlize is done with Kim and Kylie and the fight resumes with Kylie leaning on the corner post next to Kim and waving to Ratchford, ìcome and get mebut Abigail shakes her head and backs off, crooking a finger at Kylie and calling her out to center ring. After a hurried conversation with Kim, Kylie just shakes her head 'no' and stays where she is. Fans, accustomed to fast-paced action and lots of gratituous violence, begin to boo, whistle, and chant slogans referring to Kardashian cowardice. They are instantly replied by Kardashian loyalists who yell at Ratchford, calling her a big bully and demanding that Theron make her fight!Charlize refuses to take sides but urges both women, come on; mix it up.î
For the next minute, nothing much happens other than the crowd growing more and more restive, getting upset at Kylie and Abigail for stalling - but most especially - with referee Theron for not making something...anything...happen! At one point, a woman rushes to the ring, leans in and berates Theron for killing the buzz but Charlize shoves her to the sand and security comes to take her away. Which, of course, draws boos from the fans of BOTH camps!! With about a minute left in the first round, Ratchford finally has had enough and is willing to do just about anything to get her hands on Jenner, or Kim for that matter. She charges Jenner's corner, throws an elbow at Kylie that knocks her to the sand. But instead of attacking her, she instead reaches over the top rope to grab Kim Kardashian by the hair and starts to pull her headfirst over the ropes into the ring. Kim's teetering draped over the ropes and just about to tumble into the ring, when Theron arrives to push Kim back out.
Abigail whirls around and slams both hands straight out, her palms pancaking the black and white striped cups of Charlize's referee bikini! Theron is knocked on her ass, her long, lithe, legs flying up in the air as she does a back somersault, ending up on her belly halfway across the ring! Abigail turns back to Kim, but as she's leaning out over the ropes to grab Kardashian again, Kylie lowers her shoulder and runs into Ratchford from behind, shoulder blocking her in the ass and knocking her headfirst over the top rope so that Abigail lands on her head in the sand at Kim's feet.
Kim knees Abigail in the side of the head, stunning her, then kicks her several times in the ribs. Kylie scrambles thru the ropes to join her and they're starting to stomp Ratchford from head to toe with the referee (Theron) arrives to rescue Abigail. She shoulders Kylie aside, then drives her forearm into Kim's huge chest, knocking her on her butt. When Kylie tries to get at Abigail again, Charlize starts counting and after THREE...tells her, ìYou got to the count of ten to get back in the ring or you're DQ'd! SIX.... SEVEN....
Kylie has no choice but to dive back into the ring where she stands glaring as Theron helps Abigail to her feet and then escorts her to the other side of the ring where she holds the ropes apart as Ratchford climbs, achingly slowly, back into the ring. Jenner springs to the attack, but after she lands a few elbows to Abigail's ribs and chest, the bell rings ending the first round! All in all, it was a good round for Jenner as thanks to Ratchford's 'revenge lust' she gave the youngster several openings, which Kim exploited with a veteran's skill.
While the two fighters are resting between rounds, the tournament promoter comes over to talk to referee Theron, telling her, ìI brought you in to prevent that double-team crap. Take control of the fight or I'll replace you with someone who will. And if you can't keep things moving, I'll replace you with someone who can do that. I want to see the action flow dammit; I'm not paying these bimbos to stand around posing, it's your job to make 'em fight!
Rd 2 began with referee Theron calling both women to center ring and warning them she'd force them to fight. If either refused, she'd get a ten-count, then she'd deduct points. You get two warnings, then if you persist, you're disqualified, got it?Kylie argued it wasn't fair but Charlize said, I'm the referee, I decide what's fair. You don't fight, you go home. That's your only choice.... FIGHT! She clapped and backed away.
Both women stood still, staring at one another. Then Kylie glanced at Kim who gestured, ìWell, get on with it!Kylie looked back at Abigail - just in time to be smacked squarely between the eyes by a straight left! Jenner reeled backward, arms windmilling trying to regain her balance. Ratchford stepped with and slugged her again, this time a right to the left side of her head. Her ear ringing, Kylie took a couple of short, hops, to her right, then her right knee buckled and she fell on her right side! Abigail jumped and dropped her right leg on Kylie's head slamming it into the compacted sand...again ringing Jenner's bell!
Abigail dragged Jenner to her wobbling legs by the hair and left arm, swung her around and sent her staggering and reeling to the ropes. In a regulation ring, she'd have rebounded back to Ratchford, but here the ropes were slack and sagging and they hit Kylie mid-back and she flipped backward over the ropes into the soft sand outside. As Jenner struggled to sit up, Abigail hurried to the ropes, pushed down the top rope and lifted her right leg over the top rope. Just as she was about to swing her back leg over, Kim grabbed the top rope and jerked! Abigail got hung up on the rough Manila hemp rope as it cut into the camel toe of her bikini bottom!
AAWWW...GAWWWWD.... Abigail moaned as Kim sawed the rope back and forth, earning Kylie time to get back to her feet. Abigail finally snagged the rope in both hands and pressed down with a sigh of relief as her tender parts were no longer in contact with the crude hemp. But then Kylie came barreling into her and CRACK hit her under the chin with the crown of her head! Abigail fell back, her right leg caught between two top ropes, her left leg stuck under the bottom. Kylie caught the top rope, leapt up, then swung feet-first into the ring between the ropes, her feet hammering Abigails camel toe!
Kylie dropped to her knees between Ratchford's writhing legs, rose and drove a fist down into the same tender spot her feet had just kicked! Abigail sat up reflexively, then fell back with a low moan of pain, her hands fluttering at her groin. Kylie and Kim exhanged hi-fives, then Kylie hair-hauled Abigail to her knees, spun and drove a Reverse Back Heel into the bulging cup of the Pennsylvanian's right breast. Her heel went deep into the soft flesh which mushroomed around it and Abigail gave a loud squawl of agony as she crumpled back against the ropes holding her right boob as tears welled in her eyes.
Kim sprang into action, reaching thru the ropes, wrapping her arms around Abigail's chest and clamping down with both hands onto her huge breasts. Kim's dual Breast Clawing ripped cries of pain from Ratchford as she bucked and bounced her bottom on the sand while Kylie captured her ankles in both hands, spreading her long legs wide apart! Leering, Kylie stepped between them and WHACK stomped that lovely exposed camel toe twice, then a third time! Each impact send ripples radiating out from Abigail's fleshy thighs thru her soft midsection up to her wildly jiggling bosom!
Theron rushed to the ropes, grabbed Kardashian's wrists and struggled trying to pull her hands from Abigail's breasts. But Kim had her fingers hooked in deep and stubbornly refused to let to. Charlize gave up her futile attempt and turned to Kylie, pushing her back from Ratchford's wide-spread legs.
Hey, let her go! someone behind Charlize said, grabbing her shoulder. She whirled around, her fist clenched to throw a punch. Just as she was about to hit him, she recognized the Tournament Promoter, and her fist stopped just short of his nose. He glared at her as he said thru clenched teeth, The one outside the ring is legal as long as she stays outside. Only thing you can do is warn her and give her a ten count. If she doesn't release, then you can get physical.
Bu...but, Charlize stuttered, pointing at Kylie, she... she...
She's IN the ring,'He snapped. She's legal. Let her go and do your fockin' job; count the one outside or I'll get the tournament director down here to replace you. Jeez.... he muttered as he turned and stalked away. Where do they find these ditzy blonde bimbo refs...
Kylie shoved Charlize aside and went back to stomping Abigail's thighs, groin and belly. As Kim kept clawing, pulling, stretching, and ripping at Abigail's breasts, her top slipped down and her big fleshy breasts spilled free to the delight of the crowd who were standing and cheering the show they'd come to see.
Unable to get Kim's claws off of Ratchford's rack, Charlize finally - at last - started the ten-count but Kim continued to punch, crush and abuse Abigail's breasts until Theron's count reached ìninethen she raised her hands to halt the count... and then immediately pulled Abigail's head back by the hair and picked up her 'rack attack' right where she'd left off. It was too much for Abigail and as Kim resumed her clawing attack, Kylie dropped to her knees in the sand between Abigail's spread thighs, and used her knees to wedge them apart. Then she clawed her hands and plunged them into Ratchford's groin in a brutal and excruciating Crotch Claw. The double claw attack was too much for Ratchford's already tortured body and, with tears streaming down her cheeks, she began to scream out her submission, begging and pleading Kim and Kylie to stop.
WINNER Kylie Jenner Round 2 Submission
Theron was furious at Kim, and angry with herself for not doing more to stop Kardashian's underhanded and illegal interference. She climbed thru the ropes, punched Kim in the side of the head, then grabbed her hair in both hands and started to pull her away from Ratchford and the ropes. She'd just gotten Kim separated from Abigail when Charlize was tackled from behind and slammed facedown in the sand!
Khloe and Kendall Kardashian pummeled the blond referee as Kim turned and planted her big butt on the back of Theron's head, forcing her face deep into the soft sand. The three Kardashian's had little trouble overpowering Theron and in a matter of two minutes, they had stripped the referee of her bikini top and used it to tie her hands behind her. Then, while Kim returned to the ring to join Kylie dealing with Ratchford, Kendall held Charlize down as Khloe pulled down Theron's bikini bottom and twisted it around her ankles, securely binding her legs as well as her hands. Kendall sat on Charlize's back and Khloe straddled the back of her legs, then both took turns spanking her as they watched Kim and Kylie teaching Abigail Ratchford a lesson 'bout messin' with the Kardashian women!
In the ring, Kylie had already ripped away Abigail's top and was struggling to get her bottom over her long legs when Kim arrived to lend a hand. In no time at all, urged on by the cheers of the jaded fans, they had Ratchford upright, her arms securely bound behind her by the torn strips of bikini bottom and were busily wrapping the two halves of her top around the base of her heavy hanging, black and blue, breasts. With Kylie stretching her breasts upward by the nipples, Kim cinched down tight the thin cloth strips, cutting off the blood flow to her aching breasts which almost instantly began to turn blue and swell up like balloons!
Looking around, Kylie screamed Get that lowsy blond bimbo Upton out here, I want her to see what I'm going to do to her next. She repeated it several times, but - although several other competitors came out to see what was happening - Upton was a no show! Furious, Kim demanded that someone go find that coward and drag her fat ass out here but nobody seemed very eager to do that...although perhaps they were just having too much fun watching the 'Kim & Kylie Show' to risk missing anything.
Kim held the weeping Abigail up from behind while Kylie put on a speedbag show, smashing her fists into Ratchford's rack from top, bottom and both sides, sending the swollen orbs bounding and sloshing around while her sibs at ringside provided the sound effects of 'applause' spanking Theron's rapidly reddening butt cheeks like pale white cheap tourist bongo drums.
Kim and Kylie switched places and with Kylie struggling to hold Abigail upright, Kim hammered a few well-directed fists into just about every area of Ratchford's body between her thighs and her boobs. When she had finished, there was little, aside from Abigail's butt, that wasn't badly bruised and discolored. Again, Kim called out Kate Upton, and again, Upton failed to appear - clearly frustrating the entire Kardashian Klan who'd been expecting to make a dramatic statement getting in Kate's face on the eve of the big fight. As it was, they'd have to settle for Ratchford...
Kylie grabbed Abigail by one ear and pulled her to the ropes, bent her head down and then Kim dropkicked her ass, sending her headfirst through the ropes out onto the beach sand. Kim and Kylie climbed out, dragged the bound, whimpering and winded brunette to her feet and, each firmly gripping an elbow, led her away between them. They were followed by the rest of the Klan, their friends, employees and hangers-on, the whole parade led by 'Momma Kris' who had attached a chain to a collar around Theron's neck and was forcing her to 'heel' like a dog as the Kardashian's headed back to their rented beach house headquarters to celebrate Kylie's victory.
In a penthouse a block away, Kate Upton and her entourage had watched with binoculars and a large telescope as events unfolded far below them. Upton wiped beads of perspiration from her forehead and walked away from the window, heading for her bedroom where she'd lock herself in to consider what she could do to avoid suffering the same fate as Abigail Ratchford.
Half of the Final 4 is set…. Kate Upton takes on Kylie Jenner with a spot in the final on the line.
Who ya got?
