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Taylor Swift and Katy Perry: The Final Battle

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Taylor Swift and Katy Perry: The Final Battle
« on: November 23, 2017, 01:30:50 AM »
TAYLOR SWIFT has enjoyed her recent commercial victories over her arch enemy KATY PERRY which culminated not long ago in a race between two music videos.
With Swift releasing her MV for Look What You Made Me Do and Perry hers for Swish Swish almost simultaneously, after two months Katy’s number of a mere 333 million views is up against Taylor’s overwhelming 733 million - more than twice of what Katy can boast of.
The real deciding factor in the two women’s ongoing battle over domination of the pop market was, however, the release of both their latest albums. Katy could hardly live down the voices of the press claiming that she ‘trembled with fear of Swift’s upcoming album release’ - largely perhaps because that may have been true...
...And finally it became fully apparent that Taylor has completely and utterly crushed her rival who eventually even had to refuse to speak about her own commercial defeat under Taylor’s overpowering success.
While Katy’s album struggled to sell 180,000 times within the first week Taylor, only shortly after, thoroughly swept it to one side with an unbelievable, for Perry demoralising, number of 1.05 million sales of her album in the same time after its release - Katy was reported to look ‘pale and sick’ after reading the reports of how Taylor had blown her pop album out of existence by achieving, with hers, five and a half times Katy’s modest sales, coming over Katy’s career like a steamroller.
Taylor has let herself be celebrated like a prize fighter after victory in the ring - and a fight in the ring is the only option Katy has left to stand up to her rival who has recently given her such an enormous defeat as a pop star and business woman.
When she challenged Taylor to a wrestling match and catfight in the ring Taylor accepted. She has never been able to stand up to Katy in a fight but has told her fans she’s prepared to take that barrier down to complete her universal victory.
Katy, however, has regained a great deal of confidence preparing for the fight. She reassured her fans that in the ring she is bound to have the last say in her battle with Taylor and to finally humiliate her by physically beating her as she has done before.
Now, the two rivalling women stand opposite each other in the ring, ready to grapple and fight like wildcats; the shorter but bustier girl from California stares at the tall blonde from Nashville and challenges Taylor to an arm wrestling match before the main fight to, in her words, ‘give her a taste of the strength of her arms in case she has forgotten’. Taylor replies without hesitation, derisively voicing her opinion that this time a test of strength will be to her advantage. Katy, however, laughs and mocks Taylor for having been beaten by her before - ‘and now you’ll crawl out of the ring on your hands and knees again!’





TAYLOR: 27 years, 5’10”, 57kg

KATY: 33 years, 5’7”, 59kg







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« Last Edit: November 23, 2017, 01:34:28 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry: The Final Battle
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2017, 02:30:17 AM »
Say "It ain't so, I'm just joshin' wit ya's!"

This absolutely can NOT be "The Final Battle" (not even close to the final battle!) I'M just getting invested in these two hellcats, they can't just pull up stakes and move to another venue ... not NOW, not when I've finally started to CARE about who wins!

OK, so Tay-Tay's a few years younger. That just means Katy's got the edge in "experience" - even if most of Perry's experience is gained from looking up at Swift's butt as she stands over her laughing! (Still, it IS 'experience'!)

"What doesn't kill us just makes us stronger." ;)

Katy's not dead...not yet... so that mean's she must be "getting stronger" (right?)  :P

This cockyamammie series MUST go on.... we, the conflict-loving people of FCF demand it!! So get busy writing the story of how Taylor "does it again".... then start your next poll... but tweak the 'set-up' a bit to give KP a tiny edge, then sit back and watch as the voters overwhelmingly.... :-*

... OK. Well, they'll probably still all vote for Swift BUT ONLY BECAUSE they love to play with YOUR emotions. (Screw THEM!) I...me....I want more of these stories/polls/flights of fantasy/whatever you call them!

DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME "herboyfriend" (I know where you live...)

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Re: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry: The Final Battle
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2017, 02:28:02 AM »
In their final battle the outcome will be as in their previous battles: Katy destroys and humiliates a sobbing Taylor, that promisses under tears to never mess with Katy again.
Can Katy and we trust her???

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Re: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry: The Final Battle
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2017, 03:39:30 AM »
Can Katy and we trust her???

Kate will, we won't!

Besides, the only way to resuscitate this "franchise" is... do a real blockbuster of a story with Taylor pulling a dozen or so tricks out of her bag to dominate KPer, banishing her to the wilderness.

After wandering the wilderness for years (with a voiceover of her musings about "all the mistakes I made") Perry returns in a blaze of prefight publicity (accompanied by her posse).

There's some kind of gigantic confrontation at the weigh-in (the scripts still in clerical) let's say with plenty of "Perry People" and "Swift's Swingers" going toe-to-toe as Tay-Tay and KPers urge them on....from a safe distance, not risking anything to ruin the huge payout for the PPV sales.

Then they rumble in Las Vegas (winner take all) but each have a rematch clause in their contract and they drag this out for years!

At least, that's how I'D write it........

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Re: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry: The Final Battle
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2017, 08:40:43 PM »
I see some things a bit scrambled since something went wrong-? It is 27 years and 5-10 for Taylor, and 33 years and 5-7 for Katy: ignore the other odd characters in the text! ::) A few things really don?t work.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2017, 08:44:52 PM by herboyfriend »
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