After being defeated by rival singer
Charli XCX in front of her enemy
Taylor Swift at whose feet Charli dropped her when she was too weakened to resist her any longer, pop princess
Katy Perry fled from paparazzi and took some time out while visiting chronologically far off places by disappearing inside her time machine.
Traveling backwards in time, in the year 1956 she stops and meets a 33 year old
Bettie Page, iconic pinup model, called ‘the queen of pinups’, who in her days was almost unrivalled in her profession.
A dream of Katy’s is about to come true - while from early on she has genuinely been admiring Bettie, and imitating a lot of the famous model’s looks and styles, she also could never stop imagining a wrestling match between herself and Bettie, dreaming of conquering and dominating her.
Bettie consents to wrestling Katy in the ring in front of an audience but self confidently announces she would ‘rub that strange girl’s face up and down on the floor until you could see the burn marks from miles away’.
Katy tells the press in 1956 New York City she would make Bettie ‘eat her words and not leave one of her limbs without torture’.
The two ladies meet in the ring, staring at each other, and soon they lock hands for a test of strength, before tearing out each other’s hair and grappling for victory...
BETTIE PAGE: 33 years (in 1956), 5’5”, 58 kg, 34B
KATY PERRY: 33 years, 5’6”, 59 kg, 32D
KATY PERRY, below: ‘
Originally, Bettie Page was my inspiration, however, I think by now it’s a case of the student having become better than the teacher, and I will prove I can not only wrestle her but I’m also the better, sexier pinup girl!’
BETTIE PAGE, below:
’That poor, confused time travelling pinup wannabe...What’s her name, Katy Perry? I can break her like a twig, and she wants to be better than me? She has as much sex appeal as a turd. What a sad little girl!’
Below: KATY PERRY submits a ‘beach babe’ picture to a jury to prove she’s the better pinup girl with the greater sex appeal.
’I think everybody will see who is the real queen of pinups. She’s very unlikely to keep up with this!’
Below: BETTIE PAGE answers Katy’s challenge with a ‘beach babe’ picture of her own, commenting, ‘
’That should be sufficient to put that upstart in the trash can!’
