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MELANIE CHISHOLM TO FIGHT KATY PERRY: 'I'LL MAKE THAT BITCH KISS MY FEET.'

By Nancy Fanciful


Melanie Chisholm, 45, former member of girl pop group Spice Girls, was angered when overhearing Katy Perry, 34, making a dismissing remark about the Spice Girls as 'has-beens'.
When Melanie confronted the Californian Gurl about it Katy responded, laughing, 'Calm your little tits, girl, can't you take a joke?'
Melanie, however, was not calming down but replied, 'So, now insult my boobs, too, you fat cow?'
Katy menacingly said, 'What did you just call me, you ugly excuse for a woman?'
The two ladies continued verbally attacking each other in not at all ladylike ways until finally they challenged each other to a wrestling match in the ring.

The woman who loses the fight will have to kiss her victorious opponent's feet on her knees and apologise to her.

I'm Nancy Fanciful, reporting for you on the upcoming fight between Katy Perry and Melanie Chisholm, only in CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy.




KATY: 34 years, 5'6", 59 kg

MELANIE: 45 years, 5'6", 59 kg




Below, Melanie Chisholm: 'After winning, I'll make that bitch crawl at my feet and kiss every one of my toes!'
















Below, Katy Perry: 'OMG, I mustn't lose this fight, I'd rather die than kiss that bitch's feet! But I'll tear her apart, I swear!'

[C@tfightlover]

I would expect there to be some serious cxntbusting with Katy getting her pussy stomped mercilessly by the Spice Girl veteran. Female circumcision isn't out of the question. And maybe she'd taunt Katy by fucking Katy's boyfriend in front of her, cuckqueaning her very publicly.