GLAMOUR MODEL CHALLENGES POP PRINCESSby Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyFor today's fight announcement, we thought it best to let the two ladies concerned introduce themselves in their own words.
MELLISA CLARKE, glamour model:
'Hi, I'm Mellisa! I'm a glamour model, I've won competitions with my looks, and this is going to be my first fight. In 2009, I sent my pictures to Katy Perry who was looking for female extras to act alongside her in a music video, and that arrogant bitch didn't even reply. But, you know what - I think she was scared of me! I'm much better looking than her, and the thought of me stealing the show outshining her, and her looking like the plain girl she really is next to me, freaked her out. Poor thing! She should have had the courtesy to reply to me, admitting that I was too much for her. Now I'll make her apologise and tell the world about it!'
KATY PERRY, pop singer:
'Hi, it's Katy Perry! So - okay, that washed up page three slut with no career thinks I didn't reply to her because she looked better than me? Well, excuse me, bitch, but how fucking deluded are you going to get? Honey, I got pictures and biographies from thousands of girls that time, and you simply didn't make the cut! I chose the best looking girls for that video, if you even watched it you should have realised that, and with my own looks I didn't have to be afraid of looking dowdy next to them - I think I starred impressively enough in the video even with all those awesome girls around me. Bitch, if you want to fight me over that, be my guest, and let's see who will apologise to whom! I'll teach you a lesson which might hopefully help you to become a bit more modest.'
Katy Perry: 35 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
Mellisa Clarke: 28 years, 5'6", 56 kg, 32C
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