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TAYLOR SWIFT VS HARRIOTTE LANE: QUEEN OF POP TRIES TO CONQUER THE UNDEFEATED NEWCOMER

By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy



Young model Harriotte Lane has had a skyrocketing start entering the world of female wrestling. At the age of just eighteen years, the six foot tall lady first destroyed pop princess Katy Perry, defeating the 'Californian Gurl' in a beauty contest, pinning her in armwrestling, forcing an orgasm on her opponent, and finally squashing her in holds and pins until the pop singer was completely exhausted.
The tallest woman of Britain, Jessica Pardoe, although towering ten inches over Harriotte, didn't fare any better in Harriotte's second fight. Again Harriotte was voted the prettier, sexier woman, then pinned Jessica's arm, and finished off by defeating her in a wrestling match. (Surprisingly, the enormously tall girl Jessica has indeed never won a fight at all so far.)
Now, Harriotte faces her third opponent; this time, the Queen of pop Taylor Swift will step into the ring with the model.
Taylor is very confident after recently destroying and humiliating TV presenter Alexa Chung outside and inside of the ring in every stage of a competition and fight, but Harriotte has no doubts she will add Taylor to the number of women dominated by her.
Will Harriotte's success continue with a further victory? Will Taylor be the first to conquer Harriotte?
CelebToday will keep you updated about all ensuing details of this fight.





Below: Harriotte Lane, 18 years, 6'0"







Below: Taylor Swift, 29 years, 5'10"