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1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 22 Set 1 of 2

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1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 22 Set 1 of 2
« on: July 21, 2010, 09:26:41 PM »


Joi Lansing
Honor Blackman
27 years old
29 years old
5'’5” 120 pounds
5'6" 124 pounds
38½D-23½-35
37C-23-35
17th 22pts 11-10-0
16th 22pts 11-10-0
Honor Blackman figures to toss the slender Joi Lansing around like a rag doll. Joi says she is not the weak blonde pushover and has some surprises in store for Honor. Is Honor or Joi correct?

Barbara Eden
Anita Ekberg
22 years old
25 years old
5''3¾” 117 pounds
5'6½" 132 pounds
36C-24-36
40D-22½-36½
18th 20pts 10-11-0
4th 41pts 20-0-1
Big Anita Ekberg threatens to crush diminutive Barbara Eden. Barbara says Anita is big but slow and clumsy. She will knock Anita on her big ass and keep her there.

Jayne Mansfield
Diana Dors
23 years old
25 years old
5'5½" 118 pounds
5'7" 133 pounds
42D-18-36
36½D-24-35
9th 28pts 14-7-0
26th 8pts 4-17-0
It is the UK vs USA. Arguable two of the biggest sex symbols on both sides of the pond go at it to uphold the honor of their country. Which big titted, bleached blonde wins for her country?

Mamie Van Doren
Claudia Cardinale
23 years old
18 years old
5'4"120 pounds
5'8" 138 pounds
36D-24-35
37C-24-37
8th 32pts 16-5-0
6th 34pts 17-4-0
Mamie Van Doren would seem to stand little chance against the bigger, stronger, and nasty Claudia Cardinale. But don’t count the sort Mamie out as she knows how to fight extremely dirty. She claims there is a lot the 18 year old needs to learn about fighting and Mamie will teach her. Claudia just laughs and says she will squash the little loud mouthed bleached blonde bitch under her thumbs and boobs. She will trap her legs between the fence slats and work her well used pussy over.


Mitzi Gaynor
Kim Novak
25 years old
23 years old
5'6" 125 pounds
5'6" 122 pounds
36C-21½-36½
37C-22-36
14th 23pts 11-9-1
2nd 42pts 21-0-0
Mitzi Gaynor has heard that Kim Novak has very strong legs. But she doubts if those “tree trunks” are a match for her own legs. She is overrated as a fighter and a star. My superior legs will tie up and crush her fat, slow, ugly ones. Kim says “bring it on” and we will see who has the better legs. Kim is tired of having to prove she is for real as both a fighter and a star and vows to show Mitzi not to underestimate her.

Jeanne Crain
Lisa Gaye
31 years old
21 years old
5'4" 118 pounds
5’5” 125 pounds
36½B-24-36
36C-24-36
32nd 1pts 0-20-1
28th 6pts 3-18-0
Two beautiful brunettes who haven’t faired well. Lisa Gaye doesn’t want to lose to Jeanne Crain in front of her sister, Debra Paget. Jeanne plans to humiliate Lisa even more so if her sister is watching.

Brigitte Bardot
Sophia Loren
22 years old
22 years old
5'7" 120 pounds
5'8½" 138 pounds
35½B-19-36
38D-24-39
15th 22pts 11-10-0
5th 37pts 18-2-1
It is the slender, quick French beauty against the big, fiery Italian beauty. Sophia Loren intends to knock Brigitte Bardot all the way to Elbe island and Brigitte would appear to small and weak to stop her. Brigitte says “nonsense, I will use my longer legs to kick that Sicilian slut back to her island.” As a matter of fact, Brigitte plans to aim some well directed kicks at the sore knee of the hobbling Sophia. Sophia says she can whip this French whore wimp with one leg and one arm.

Jane Russell
Elizabeth Taylor
35 years old
24 years old
5'7" 135 pounds
5'3" 120 pounds
39D-26½-38½
36D-23-37
21st 14pts 7-14-0
31st 2pts 1-20-0
Jane Russell and Elizabeth Taylor are two of the premier brunette actresses of their time and two of sexiest. Jane is earthy and Elizabeth more elegant, but with a very foul mouth. Expects insults to be traded along with slaps, kicks, hairpulling and everything else as each wants to destroy the other.
Jane Russell. Jane quips “Go back to mommy, little girl, before you get your assed spanked!” Liz snaps back “You fucking washed up old hag. Your huge sagging ass is a big target for me to boot until you can’t sit down!”


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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 22 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 11:55:39 PM »
This round runs from some great fights(Mitzy beating Kim) and some humiliating ones(Jane beating the hell out of Liz). The most watched and drooled over would see Diana working on Jayne's even larger set of boobs.

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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 22 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 06:50:50 PM »
Some great comments above, I'll share my opinions too (some of them differ from djcrash and realisticman  ;) )

Honor Blackman vs Joi Lansing - No upset here, Honor has gotten rid of her early scares and is fully in fighting mood which spells trouble for Joi. Honor should smack Joi's ass until the point when the platinium blonde has enough and cries in defeat.

Barbara Eden vs Anita Ekberg - The towering Swede easily pummells Barbara into a quick defeat. Physical mis-match won't give Barbara any serious chance in this one.

Jayne Mansfield vs Diana Dors - Both women would like nothing more then tear each other's tits off but Jayne is slightly lighter and should be moving around quickly. Diana won't go down easily but after a lenghty struggle Jayne would knock her off feet and drag around by the hair with those D-cuped breats firmly exposed.

Mamie van Doren vs Claudia Cardinale - Mamie would have expected a tough fight but even thoigh she'd get completely blown away by the young Italian's sheer force and aggression. The younger they are, the harder they fight and Claudia would knock her blonde rival well and entruly down in this one.

Mitzi Gaynor vs Kim Novak - Kim's unbeaten run is threatened by the dangerous Mitzi who feels very hard done by in this competition. Both women lock themselves up in a headlock & scissor stalemate on the ground with neither of them wanting to give an inch. Alas Kim's record doesn't come by a fluke and she'd be able to push Mitzi beyond limits and force her to submit after a titanic struggle.

Jeanne Crain vs Lisa Gaye - If Jeanne looks for her first win then she'd be in tears after that cause way I see it, Lisa would crush the redhead with a fierce bodyscissors and gain a submission victory.

Brigitte Bardot vs Sophia Loren - More aggressive Italian style is delopyed here and Brigitte's chances are evapourating fast. Sophia is more then happy to go in a straight-forward punchfest and the Frenchwoman just isn't able to withstand that kind of a threatment.

Jane Russell vs Elizabeth Taylor - If Liz's plan was to wear Jane out then she'd better watch out for Jane coming out of the blocks fast. Jane knows she's stronger then Liz and needs to get on with it so there will be no holding back from the older brunette. As a result Liz gets knocked out and continues her rather hapless record in this tournament.

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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 22 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2010, 06:59:54 PM »
Many thanks to djcrash, realisticman, and Vasago for their comments. Even Happier to see that you give differing opinions about who would win and why. Anyone else willing to give us your thoughts?  ???
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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 22 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 05:35:12 PM »
This poll has ended. Results to be folded into the standings soon.
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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 22 Set 1 of 2
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 07:45:52 PM »
Joi Lansing 36 vs Honor Blackman 31: After tough fights against top contenders in Anita Ekberg, Sophia Loren, Ursula Andress, and Kim Novak, Honor was looking forward to an easy fight against Joi Lansing who she considered to be a weak light weight. Joi has also been battered badly by Sophia, Anita, Kim and Ursula. And even Jayne Mansfield beat her up badly (who also did Honor in earlier.) Neither woman figured to be in top shape for this fight. As a result the fight was rather slow paced with each woman aiming at the wounds of the other. Joi turned out to be just a tad quicker and found her fists and kicks home to Honor's vulnerable spots a little more often. Perhaps the results would have been different if both women with healthy. As it was Joi was able to fight through pain better than Honor. Some say it is because she is used to having pain inflicted upon her.

Barbara Eden 25 vs Anita Ekberg 44: Anita Ekberg has had several one sided fights including a very convincing pounding of Sophia Loren. Barbara Eden's magic has seemed to have disappeared. Barbara won two fights recently over Gina Lollobrigida and Jane Fonda  but has lost her three fights before Jane. She has been pounded and even her wins were hard fights. Anita figured to have no problems with even a tip-top Barbara. Anita takes all her fights seriously and doesn't fool around. She methodically and systematically tore Barbara apart. Barbara was forced to sit with her face buried in either Anita's bum or pussy as Anita switched positions back and forth at will.

Jayne Mansfield 36 vs Diana Dors 30: Two big busted women who decided to fight a battle of the breasts. Diana lured Jayne into this contest because, although her breasts were smaller, she figured they were firmer. Jayne's big boobs were natural and bounced and flopped all over the place. The two clasped their hands behind they back and went at it tit for tit, pushing, swinging sideways, swinging up and down and whatever means they could use to attack the others boobs with their own. It was an even fight for a long time. Diana got in the first punishing blows but Jayne gritted her teeth and came back. Eventually Jayne's monsters proved superior and Diana finally could not longer stand the beating her tits were taking.

Mamie Van Doren 31 vs Claudia Cardinale 35: This fight started out as expected with Claudia tossing Mamie around and whipping her around by the hair. She knocked Mamie on her ass several times with blows to the chin and gut. It looked like the fight was over when Claudia pressed her whole body on the smaller Mamie to crush her. The over matched Mamie switched tactics. She started to use her hands as only she knows how to do on sensitive parts of Claudia's body to sexual stimulate her. And believe me, the hot blooded Claudia has lots of sexually sensitive body parts. Mamie added her tongue and mouth to engage Claudia in a sex fight. The tactic almost pulled out a win for Mamie has Claudia was putty in Mamie's expert hands. Somewhere in the back of her mind between moans and groans of sexual pleasure Claudia remembered she was in a tournament. It took all her resolve and self control to wind up and delivered a knock out punch to Mamie.

Mitzi Gaynor 31 vs Kim Novak 36: This was a highly anticipated fight between two motivated, tough women who have reasonable skills at fighting. Kim was probably the fresher of the two as her last fights had been easier than Mitzi's fights were. Mitzi tried to outsmart Kim who she figured would be fresher in a fight that when all over the place. She got in Kim's face and challenged her to a leg contest which Mitzi figure she could win. Kim does not back down for challenges so she accepted. The two women locked in in 69 style double waist scissors, sportingly letting the other find the best position on their waist with her thighs. The battle begin and went on and on and on. Each woman grimaced, came close to submitting but got new resolve to hang on. After awhile their thighs began to quiver from the strain but still they kept on. All fighters gather and most were cheering Mitzi on, not that they might like her better but because strategically then wanted to see Kim lose. If they knew Kim better this was the wrong tactic. Just as she was about to concede to Mitzi's powerful thighs a loud cheer went up for Mitzi to "finish the bitch off!" That got into Kim's craw and gave her new resolve. With all the power she could muster she squeezed Mitzi's tiny waist with a sudden surge of power. The sudden increase in pain caused Mitzi to call out "STOP!" almost involuntarily.

Jeanne Crain 26 vs Lisa Gaye 38: Two of the poorest performers went at it but with all the desire and intensity of the leaders. Hard hairpulling, slapping all over (faces, bodies, legs, butts, backs, arms, you name it), kicking to the shins, and vain attempts to take the other down. Most of the time the two were fighting face to face on their feet with neither having the strength nor the skill to take the other down. For the most part they had their hands locked up in the others hair bending her back and forth and from side to side. Jeanne thought she had an excellent chance for her first win and attacked Lisa like she thought she could beat her. Lisa was not about to lose to the last place fighter in front of her sister. Finally the two went down to the ground. They rolled back and forth but it soon became apparent that Lisa was able to stay on top of Jeanne longer than Jeanne could on her. At last Lisa spread Jeanne's legs in a grapevine and that was it. Jeanne does not have a high pain tolerance.

Brigitte Bardot 29 vs Sophia Loren 37: This fight started off as another big mismatch. As much as Brigitte's obsessed fans claim about her fighting prowess in reality her involuntary reaction is to flinch and protect her beautiful face when attacked. At least subconsciously she is afraid of getting hurt. That was passed on to Sophia by Claudia. Being terribly outfought and humiliated by Sophia, Brigitte decided to use Mamie's sexy fighting approach. After all she considers herself much more desirable and sexier that that obvious whore. Brigitte did catch Sophia off balance and she started to get back into the fight. But Sophia is confident in her own sexiest and sexuality. Once she realized what Brigitte was doing she turned to her own sexual fighting prowess. Brigitte soon fell victim to Sophia's luscious, hot body and came first. Unlike Claudia who finished Mamie off with a punch, Sophia continue to pleasure herself at Brigitte's expense until she was sexually satisfied herself. This took a long time as Sophia has a huge sexual appetite.

Jane Russell 41 vs Elizabeth Taylor 25: Jane wanted to revenge her loss to Diana Dors. She had gone in hoping to have fun ripping the bleached blonde slut to bits. Instead Diana took her apart. Elizabeth was much smaller than Jane. This was in her early days when she was sweeter and not as heavy as later. She had not yet displayed her temper and rage than could frighten out women. Jane just played with this more docile Elizabeth, finishing her off with a jack knife pin the planted Elizabeth's knees beside her head.
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