LADY GAGA AND KATY PERRY: A BATTLE OF BRAINPOWERBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyFans of
Lady Gaga are quite familiar with this particular one of the pop star's characteristics: she reputedly has exceptionally high intellectual powers, having reached the unusual score of 166 in IQ tests.
The star herself has never talked about it as if to make a big deal of her own brainpower; the more surprising it has been that most recently she, however, has used exactly that asset to ridicule another woman.
After accidentally accessing some files which disclosed the result of IQ tests done with
Katy Perry she found that the 'Californian Girl' had scored a mere 114. Immediately, Lady Gaga realised Katy's IQ was not only far beneath her own but decidedly lower than that of many other girls in the pop music biz.
She was determined to have a laugh at Katy's cost and tweeted pictures disclosing hers and Katy's apparent IQ to the public:
Finally, she tweeted a 'victory celebration' about 'The Lady vs the girl', humiliating her rival further:
She captioned her meme-like photo: 'The Lady wins, the dumb girl didn't have a chance.'
Katy was shocked at her rival pop singer's action. She meant to keep her IQ a secret, knowing that it fell below that of many girls with whom she competed in the show business. Her fans have thought of her as very intelligent and Katy has been mortified at having to keep from the world that her IQ was, according to her test results, in reality merely of an average level. Humiliated at having it now displayed in that way, she angrily called Gaga to demand that she tell the public she had made a joke and that 114 was not Katy's true IQ score.
Lady Gaga replied in mock innocence, 'But you wouldn't want me to lie to your fans, would you?'
When, finally, pleading on Katy's side only made Gaga ridicule her more the furious pop princess challenged her to enter a contest. 'I'm going to show you bitch and everybody else that I'm just as clever as you! Let's have an IQ contest, me against you, and you'll see that I got a lot better at it than I was before!'
'Fine!' Gaga agreed. 'If you really want to embarrass yourself endlessly then compete against me with your little canary bird brain! But while we're at it I suggest we go for the full thing! I'll arm wrestle you, squash your tits to pancakes with my boobs, and finally slam you in a wrestling ring until you're as flat as your pretence of an intellect.'
'Bitch, I want to hear you talk when I'm finished with you. We both did those tests ages ago and we'll see who's got the better brains now! But I promise you, making a fool of yourself with that isn't the end of it! You'll be begging me on your knees to let you go to cry in your bedroom alone before I'm finished with you. I'll tear you apart in that ring, girl!'
Lady Gaga and Katy Perry will test their brains against each other before entering the arena for a catfight between themselves...
LADY GAGA: 33 years, 5'1", 53 kg, 34B
KATY PERRY: 35 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
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