BEYONCÉ: I WILL DEAL WITH THE BEANPOLE!
Queen B's upcoming battle with Taylor Swiftby Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyBeyoncé is not amused. In a fight with rival pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen which previously she expected to be an easy win she was bitterly frustrated. During an initial 'dress ripping battle' in the wrestling ring - a contest in which each woman tries to tear her opponent's dress off her while keeping her own as unmolested as possible - Carly managed to violently tear Beyonce's dress from the shocked lady's body, forcing Beyoncé to fight half naked while Carly remained fully dressed for the duration of the whole contest.
Beyoncé was not ultimately defeated by her opponent but couldn't score a victory either. The two exhausted, panting, and equally frustrated women left the ring finally having to be content with the fight having terminated in a draw.
Now, Beyoncé faces a new opponent whom she intends to battle with the full force of her anger:
Taylor Swift, who challenged her not long after Beyoncé's fight with Carly.
The two pop stars enter the ring barefoot and Beyoncé may be annoyed at having to look up at four inches taller Taylor - a different perspective for her from having dwarfed her opponent by the same height difference when meeting petite Carly.
However, Beyoncé has told
CelebToday she is confident she will 'deal with the arrogant beanpole and not disappoint her fans'.
BEYONCÉ: 38 years, 5'6", 65 kg, 32B
TAYLOR: 30 years, 5'10", 63 kg, 32B
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