A BATTLE OF MAMMARIES
Christina Hendricks' struggle to defend her boobs from a well endowed TV presenter's melonsBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyActress
Christina Hendricks has for many years enjoyed being celebrated as 'queen of Hollywood boobs' by her fans. However, recently, meeting with TV presenter
Barbara Schöneberger she had to find out that she shares two things with the other woman only one of which is to her liking...
Christina and Barbara talked about matches they fought in the ring and discovered they both defeated pop singer
Katy Perry, a circumstance which might have made them harbour sisterly feelings for each other - if Christina had not felt compelled to throw furtive glances at Barbara's massive bust which rivalled her own. Barbara finally noticed Christina's comparing her enormous mammaries to her equally impressive boobs, and finally remarked, 'You don't often see a pair bigger than yours, do you?'
Christina stared at Barbara with a venomous gaze, and replied, 'Excuse me? - Bigger than...mine? Is something wrong with your eyes? Those are by far not as big as my girls!'
Barbara insisted she's got the more massive pair of breasts, and finally the quarrel between the two ladies grew too intense to be settled alone verbally.
Not only will they now engage in a fight of each woman trying to flatten her rival's boobs with the force of her own breasts - they have further challenged each other to an arm wrestling match and to a fight in the ring.
BARBARA SCHÖNEBERGER: 46 years, 5'8", 65 kg, 40D
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS: 45 years, 5'7", 73 kg, bra size 36F
BARBARA SCHÖNEBERGER:
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS:
