I'm late to another Main Event! Augh I've got poor timing. Well I'm going to post this just so I can satisfy whatever OCD is gnawing at me for not posting in this season finale. Sad to see that it's the last of the season, but it's been a ton of fun! Definitely a deserving Main Event. Time for my choices and opinions, they're long but you can always just skip them and look at the pictures
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Main EventJessica Biel Vs Nina DobrevWinner: Jessica Biel - This one was not a hard choice. Which isn't meant to be an insult about Dobrev, but a testament to Biel's strength. I think Nina would make a fantastic fighter but she's up against one of the top(imo) of the celeb fighting ladder in Biel and she just can't pull it off. Jess has the strength advantage, the athleticism advantage, the endurance/resilience advantage and I think, the savvier fighter advantage. I could see Biel knowing what she's doing and while Nina's no slouch, Jessica is constantly a step ahead. Nina's certainly got flexibility and speed on her side, but I don't think it's enough to overcome Jessica Biel in this Season's Main Event. I still see this being a long contest, with the fight only ending after both women are left in ripped and tattered clothing. Biel is hugging Nina against a wall(Or ropes) before she steps back, taking Dobrev with her and slamming the spent Vampire Diaries star against the floor with a heavy thud in a belly to belly suplex. Nina's left flattened under Biel, who stays on top of her gulping in air after getting more of a fight then she ever expected. That's all she has to do as she slides her arms onto Nina's wrists, grapevining her legs around Nina's stems and pinning Dobrev firmly in place. Nina struggles but they both know it's over, with Nina conceding to her dominant opponent who basks with her victory, going undefeated in Season 6.
UndercardHilary Duff Vs Anne HathawayWinner: Hilary Duff - I've said it a million times, but I think Anne has more to her then that sorta meek appearance she occasionally gives off. I think she'd be a really capable fighter, like in the B tier. But she's going up against Duff, a petite blonde powerhouse who's got strength, stamina and moxie that Anne just doesn't have in the same capacity. Anne does her best to use her size to her advantage, shooting high kicks and trying to keep the fight a battle of distance. But it's all over when Hilary barrels through the pain of a side kick, plowing Anne over and leading to a rather one-sided struggle on the ground. After a tumultuous tussle, Duff finally has Hathaway worn out and takes the reward she so clearly wants. A seat on Anne's face, the blonde lowering her derriere snugly on top of Hathaways face with a tap out quickly following. Hilary gives it an extra second just to rub it in before restoring Anne's vision and lung capacity, a clear victor.
Zendaya Vs Taylor MomsenWinner: Zendaya - I've got Zendaya going over in this one too. I just think Taylor has a bit of a Kristen Stewart type of vibe to her, where she acts like she's tougher then she really is. It is a great match-up though with the two young leggy starlets battling it out, Zendaya eventually out-working Momsen as the two trade blows and rip hair. Zen just seems to me to be more fit, more calculated and to have a bit more endurance then Momsen. That last phrase, endurance is what eventually flips this fight, with the brawl being fairly even until Taylor get's one slug too many to her gut, dropping her to her knees with Zendaya towering above her. Zendaya acts fast, falling onto her back as she clamps her long, toned legs around Taylor's head, locking in her signature leg-scissors to the dismay of Momsen. Taylor tries to power through but after a couple of flexes of her thighs, Zendaya has Taylor tapping out in a hurry.
Scarlett Johansson Vs Alexis BledelWinner: Scarlett Johansson - I think this might be the most one-sided match of this final set, with only one other fight coming close (Not Zendaya Vs Momsen). Scarlett has everything but a height advantage here and that won't matter much when all the chips are stacked in Johansson's favors. Strength, speed, agility, endurance, fighting spirit... I can see Scarlett sweeping just about every category against poor Alexis. Johansson toys with Alexis a bit at first, just having fun with her timid opponent at first until she receives a rather sharp kick from Bledel straight to her gut. Like a switch being flipped, Alexis is suddenly being rammed against the wall, receiving a barrage of fists from Scarlett that only ends when Johansson drops Bledel to her knees with a sharp knee to the stomach. Scar-Jo lowers her chest and locks in a standing breast smother, balling up Alexis's hair and forcing her face straight into her doughy cleavage. Bledel taps fast and receives a surprising helping hand up from Johansson, the redhead giving her advice before leaving in search of another fight.
Megan Fox Vs Elisha CuthbertWinner: Megan Fox - Dream match-up here. Classic blonde vs brunette with two equally matched women. My favorite match of the set and to me the hardest one to decide. I definitely took my time before deciding on Megan. I think Fox's slippery body and wily tendencies are what gives her the ever so narrow win over Cuthbert, Fox willing to go just that small bit further to win the fight over the busty blonde. I think despite losing the strength battle between the two, Fox still manages to squeak a victory here over someone who would make a fantastic rival for her. After temporarily blinding her half-naked opponent with a rake to the eyes, Megan goes in for the kill with a cruel knee straight to Cuthbert's privates, dropping the blonde straight to the floor with her mounds bouncing as she collapses. After being left stark nude and covered in scratches, Megan wants more than just a win and goes all out to destroy Cuthbert, stripping her nude, stuffing her panties into Elisha's mouth and pulling them out only to force her to say "I submit, your better in every way". Every mispronunciation or stutter gives Fox a reason to claw, slap and punch the blonde's buxom chest to her satisfaction, all until she hears it said properly, just the way she wants.
Katy Perry Vs Ariel WinterWinner: Katy Perry - A battle of the brunette busts here! With Katy vs Ariel, things are sure to get heated. I can certainly see each of them being both a sore winner and loser, with a lot of pride amongst the two of them. I think this fight draws out every little bit of jealousy they might have about the other, leading to one hell of a smackdown. Sadly though, I don't think it's a smackdown Ariel can win, lacking a lot of height and I think a good amount of muscle to Perry. I want to go with Winter, but I just can't deny that I don't see her winning this fight too many times out of ten. Still this is definitely a modern classic of a matchup. I can see Katy getting frustrated with Ariel's persistent taunting and cursing, just not as frustrated as she would be watching Winter get up or slip out of a hold time and time again. Perry goes into this overconfident and by the end it's an all out war, with hair being tangled amongst hair, tops long gone in a battle for dominance with their chests and red marks left galore on each girl's pale skin. The fight finally ends when Katy catches Ariel from behind, lifting the smaller woman up by her nipples in a devastating moment of sheer pain and humiliation for Winter. Ariel screams as Katy drops her to her knees, Perry quickly wrapping her arms around the usually rowdy brunette and grabbing two large handfuls of breasts before she rolls onto her back. Much like Megan with Elisha, Katy has an order for the fast submitting starlet, not releasing her twisting, biting nails from Winter's scratch covered bust until she finally hears Ariel scream what she wants, "Your a better actress, your hotter and I wish I had your tits!". Perry rolls the mewling starlet to the side as she gets up, leaving with a smile.
Alicia Vikander Vs Kristen BellWinner: Kristen Bell - To me this is the second closest fight of the match set! Bell Vs Vikander would be an absolute barn-burner and like a broken record, it's not a fight I would've thought of without these seasons, so thank you Jads. Now I'm going to go against my gut and instead go with my head, which is telling me Bell would come out the victor. Definitely worse for the wear, but a winner nonetheless. Bell is lacking height here and I think she loses the athleticism and flexibility contest to Vikander as well. But I still can't help but see Alicia in a similar light as I see Sophie Turner, a bit too timid and lacking that fighting spirit that helps underdogs win in physical mismatches. Bell seems like she'd be a lot grittier to me, a lot more willing to roll with the punches and seize her moment when it strikes. Vikander on the other hand, I can see getting frustrated with the petite blonde, letting that anger cloud her better judgement and giving Bell better opportunities to seize. After a marathon of a fight, both women are still standing, not much hair pulling or scratching in this one; just slaps, punches, knees and kicks. Both women are exhausted, Vikander frustrated at being unable to get a submission from the blonde as she rushes her, running off of pure instinct in an effort to win. Bell is worn out but she has just enough left in her to sidestep Vikander's sloppy, aggression fueled charge, letting Alicia run straight into her side sweeping knee. Vikander doesn't fall, her eyes widening as she tries to suck in the air she lost, all as Bell suddenly pulls her back hard by her ponytail, giving Kristen the opening to hop on Vikander's back like a pretty blonde Yoda. Vikander finally drops to her knees as Bell cuts off her oxygen, locking in a chokehold so tight that Alicia is furiously slapping away at the tiny blonde on her back, the Tomb Raider star's face turning red as she finally gives in and taps.
Miranda Cosgrove Vs Jessica SimpsonWinner: Jessica Simpson - This is the fight I mentioned coming close to being as much of a squash as Johansson Vs Bledel. I like Cosgrove a lot, she's gorgeous and I'm glad she's getting into more and more polls around here, but against Jessica Simpson.... She doesn't have much of a chance. I think the only advantage Cosgrove has here is agility and stamina, but she's not fast enough to avoid Simpson for very long. I see it as Miranda trying to pepper Simpson with strikes, lacking power in her attack as she tries to stay nimble, trying to stay a foot ahead when she throws one punch too many, connecting but with a tight grip now on her wrist. The stronger, bustier built blonde pulls Cosgrove in for a bearhug that Miranda can't wriggle free from, so tight that her face is lodged in-between Simpson's heaving breasts. Cosgrove has no choice but to tap out or else to take a nap between Simpsons cleavage, her face already turning a different shade as she slaps Simpsons ass in submission.
I joined this season late but it's been a lot of fun! I always write way more than I initially intend to but I think that's what shows that it's so fun, I get so easily carried away with it
. Thanks for setting it all up Jads!
