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Katy Perry: My 2020 Christmas Special Event

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Katy Perry: My 2020 Christmas Special Event
« on: December 21, 2020, 04:34:07 AM »
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KATY PERRY'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: 'I'M WRESTLING THE WORLD'S STRONGEST GRANNY!'

At this charity event, the oldest female bodybuilder meets the pop princess in the ring.


By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy



After losing every competition to Francesca Brown, a rivalling girl who impersonates Katy Perry in her stage shows, the Californian Girl struggled to rebuild her self confidence. Francesca won a beauty contest between herself and Katy,  was voted the better singer while outsinging Perry with her own songs, and finally crushed her already devastated opponent pinning her during arm wrestling and slamming her in the ring.
For Christmas, however, Ms Perry will, as her fans would have expected, be back in the ring for her annual charity event held during every festive season.
'It shook me to the core to hear Francesca singing my own songs better than me,' she told CelebToday, 'but what counts now is, not to disappoint my loyal fans. And this year, I'll give them something special, fighting the world's oldest female bodybuilder.'
The lady which Katy is about to meet in the ring is 84 year old Ernestine Shepherd who, despite her unbelievable age, is still an active fitness trainer and bodybuilder.
Ernestine spoke to CelebToday: 'When that girl came into the arena and effortlessly outperformed Katy Perry my daughter and me were laughing so hard - the camera even showed Katy's face staring at her blankly, stunned with shock. I'm amazed so soon after being so destroyed she wants to step into the ring with a bodybuilder. Does she think because I'm 84 years old she can redeem herself in this fight? Well, probably  yes, but she might be in for just another big lesson to be learned.'
Meanwhile, Katy indeed feeds her optimism considering that her upcoming opponent is 48 years older than herself: 'I must admit, those arms, legs and abs look impressive at first sight - but I've got the advantage of being so much younger than her. Of course, I wouldn't normally fight a bodybuilder but with her I've got a good reason to think I can defeat her, and I think I will!'

We at CelebToday will keep you updated about this upcoming fight between Ms Perry and Mrs Shepherd.




ERNESTINE SHEPHERD: 84 years, 5'5", 59 kg

KATY PERRY: 36 years, 5'6", 59 kg




BELOW: Ernestine


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BELOW: Katy


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Re: Katy Perry: My 2020 Christmas Special Event
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2020, 04:56:13 AM »
Odd.