[I can't remember who suggested this. Think it was on Twitter. HT to whoever it was.]
There's a mix-up with the dressing rooms at Elstree Studios. Veteran cougar
Carol Vorderman and hot young soap strumpet
Maisie Smith come to blows to settle who keeps the biggest dressing room and so is
"Queen of Elstree." A horny Assistant Producer is more than happy to facilitate the face-off...
Carol is 1m 69cm tall and is 60 yo. She is notorious for her voracious sexual appetite and for training naked at home every day.
Maisie is 1m 55 cm and is 19 yo. She had a tough street upbringing and now works out religiously.
Here are the woman:



Please vote and then reply with who and why you think will win.