Claire you might be moving about a lot, but you are not engaging having been knocked down so often
Haven’t been knocked down once honey. You’re the one one who’s on your knees with tiredness. I’ve already hit you with more than one blow where the sun don’t shine (most action it’s seen in months by the way

) You’ve a black eye, your nose is gushing and that hun bun has been well and truly ripped out of your head! It’s time for Mrs Blobby to hit the deck!