And if you were actually able to read you’d see that I’m in your hair already and on the ground with you.
Tell your boyfriend I said hi 
With my tits smothering you, i'm surprised you are able to do anything other than moan
What tits!?
Those little things I scratched the shit out of while you were weakly tugging at my hair and flapping aimlessly!?
This is a fight honey and all you seem to be able to do is pull hair and talk about your tits!
No more hair pulling for you now darlin as I have my hands tightly clasped on your arms that are pinned to the ground. I’m sitting on your flabby untoned tummy and starring you right in the eyes as I consider what I’m going to do to you next.
A few blows to the face perhaps? A shiner to go with your bloody nose and scratched face might be nice? You’re wriggling your hips trying to get free as you trust upwards. You’re gonna have to try harder to get me off you though you little piece of shit Welsh slut!
