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BERNADETTE DEXTER: 'I'LL SQUASH THAT GRANNY!"

THE PIN-UP LADY FIGHTS BUSTY SENIOR PORN STAR


By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy



Pin-up girl Bernadette Dexter (52) has not reached her goal to start her wrestling career with a 'trilogy of victories' as self-confidently announced by herself.
After defeating pop princess Katy Perry (37) and dance star Jojo Siwa (18) in her first two matches an encounter with 'Britain's tallest woman' Jessica Pardoe proved to be a tall order which Bernadette couldn't live up to.
Wedged under Jessica's arm while being spanked by her the attractive pin-up lady and 1950s vintage fashion designer got her first taste of defeat in one of the most humiliating ways.
Bernadette had picked on Jessica knowing the giant girl was well known for habitually losing her matches in spite of her impressive height; however, this time, Jessica was able to teach her opponent a lesson by decidedly dominating her in the ring and leaving the arena triumphantly while Bernadette, who at her height of a mere 5'2" looked miniscule standing in front of 6'10" Jessica, eventually disappeared into her changing room to rub soothing lotion onto her aching bum cheeks and to recover from an orgasm which Jessica had given her with her long fingers in her pussy.

Bernadette now has yet an unusual match coming up - very shortly, she'll step into the ring with 72 year old still active porn star Mary who, like Bernadette, defeated Katy Perry only a short while ago.
Mary's most prominent assets are her 42L size breasts, but she also proved in the ring - while demolishing Perry - that in spite of her age she's a lady wrestler to be reckoned with.

Mary challenged Bernadette to a boob fight in which the pin-up girl would try to flatten just one of Mary's voluminous mammaries with both her 32D boobs combined.
Bernadette took the challenge trusting that Mary's boobs are too old to withstand the pressure of her twenty years younger bust.

The two women will also arm wrestle, and finally wrestle for ultimate victory during an encounter in the ring. The nine inch difference in height as well as Mary's weight don't seem to worry Bernadette; she told CelebToday: 'Mary is an old lady and should have retired long ago.'
Meanwhile, Mary is confident about her encounter with Bernadette: 'Poor little thing, I'll snap her in two like a twig', she said during an interview.


CelebToday will again keep its online subscribers updated of the fight's progress throughout the match via live ticker!


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BERNADETTE: 52 years, 5'2", 32D

MARY: 72 years, 5'11", 42L


Left: Bernadette
Right: Mary