BERNADETTE DEXTER: 'I'M GONNA DOWNSIZE THAT GIRL!'
THE PIN-UP LADY FACES NEW CHALLENGE IN FURTHER SIZE-MISMATCHBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyPin-up girl and fashion designer
Bernadette Dexter (52) has good reason to celebrate in Las Vegas with friends. Out of her first four fights in the ring, the glamorous rockabilly style lady has won three (only 6'10" Jessica Pardoe, well known for being a regular clumsy loser, achieved an unexpected victory over Bernadette).
For her fifth encounter, Bernadette is scheduled for another tall order. Not happy with losing to 'Britain's tallest woman' Jessica who usually gets demolished by her opponents, she now wants to prove that the tall girl's success was a mere 'freak accident' and that she is very capable of handling a woman decidedly bigger than herself.
Therefore, she now will step into the wrestling ring with another tall celebrity - reality TV's
Lindsay Kay Hayward (34), known through the series 'My Giant Life' as well as through her years, in her early career, of being the 'tallest female wrestler'.
Lindsay, at her height of 6'9", towers over Bernadette nearly as high as Jessica, and the pin-up girl took a dislike to her after Lindsay bragged about her 38G size breasts making fun of Bernadette's in comparison miniscule assets.
Bernadette claimed with her pair of boobs combined she could pancake any one of Lindsay's boobs, and then the other one. Lindsay took Bernadette's challenge, and so Bernadette, at her height of 5'2" merely reaching Lindsay Kay's nipples with the top of her head, will line up her bust with one of her opponent's breasts by climbing a stepladder in this unusual boob fight before the two women proceed to wrestle in the ring.
LINDSAY KAY: 34 years, 6'9", 105 kg, 38G
BERNADETTE: 52 years, 5'2", 45 kg, 32D
Left: Bernadette
Right: Lindsay Kay
