NUALA BLACK: 'MY BOOBS WILL BE MY BEST ADVERTISEMENT58 YEAR OLD BUSINESS LADY DETERMINED TO DEFEAT KATY PERRY IN BOOB TO BOOB BATTLE
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyFormer dance instructor and model, now business entrepreneur
Nuala Black (58) challenged pop star
Katy Perry (37) to a bust on bust boob squeezing fight.
Having assets two sizes bigger than Katy, Nuala is confident of a victory over her in a battle of breasts and thinks of it as a stunt drawing an audience's attention towards her which she considers good for furthering her career.
Katy, however, doesn't hesitate to take the challenge while she thinks she can easily conquer her opponent's bigger boobs.
'After all, she's 58, and I bet I've got a firmer, stronger bust.'
Nuala says, she would not only squash Katy's 'little' 32D boobs with her pair of 36Ds but also dominate the pop princess in a wrestling match in the ring.
Katy has found Nuala's claims 'amusing', and told
CelebToday she's 'ready to make mincemeat' of her rival.
While Nuala keeps making fun of five inches shorter Katy talking about 'the little girl' Katy mocks Nuala calling her a 'big fat old cow'.
NUALA: 58 years, 5'11', 36D
KATY: 37 years, 5'6", 32D
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