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Yara Shahidi vs Lisa Pardoe

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Yara Shahidi vs Lisa Pardoe
« on: September 11, 2022, 07:03:20 AM »
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YARA SHAHIDI: 'JESSICA PARDOE'S MUM IS AN ATTENTION WHORE!'

THE ACTRESS ACCEPTS CHALLENGE FROM HER TORMENTOR'S MOTHER AFTER DEVASTATING DEFEAT


By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy




After receiving a humiliating thrashing from Britain's tallest woman, Jessica Pardoe, actress Yara Shahidi (22) faces a fight with her invincible enemy's mother.
Jessica's mum, Lisa Pardoe (52) told Yara she'd be able to 'grind her into the floor just like her daughter did'. The woman who is thirty years older than the actress stands a proud 6'3"; far from her daughter's height but still towering one foot over Yara  - however, Yara replied to Lisa's message with contempt: 'I've got no reason to fear an old hag like you, ma'm,' she told Mrs Pardoe. 'Arm wrestle me, and step into the ring with me, and I'll teach you not to challenge a girl thirty years younger than you!'
Lisa laughed at Yara's threats. 'Yara Shahidi will be known as the girl who got thrashed first by Jessica Pardoe and then by that adorable girl's mum. The poor little waif barely reaches my shoulder, she hasn't got a chance. '
She insisted on a hand size comparison with Yara when the two women met for the press, and while they put their hands against eachother palm to palm Lisa laughed at Yara's smaller hands.
'They're so tiny, I'll completely crush them when we arm wrestle!' she said.
Yara then mocked Lisa: 'Woman, when we arm wrestle you'll be crying from pain while I rub your knuckles against the table top until they break!'

Yara and Lisa are scheduled to fight eachother in the ring in the coming week.




LISA PARDOE: 52 years, 6'3"

YARA SHAHIDI: 22 years, 5'3"



Below: Lisa (left) with her daughter Jessica (right)

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Below: Lisa

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Below: Yara


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